What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
Where do animal does Russian milk come from?
"Moscows".
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog.
What kind of bees eat brains?
Zombees.
What kind of bees make milk?
BooBees.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh.
What did one fish say to the other?
Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Where you left it.
Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?
Because he had a reptile dysfunction!
The early bird might get the worm...
But the second mouse gets the cheese.
Why didn't anyone care about the circus?
Because it was irr-elephant.
