Animal jokes
What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A. A bird can fly, but a fly cannot bird.
If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?
I met an orphan with a dog yesterday. I chose the dog.
Guess what?
What?
Chicken butt!
Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!
What bees make milk?
Boob bees.
What do bees make milk from?
Boobees.
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.
What's the difference between a violinist and a dog?
The dog knows when to stop scratching.
What do you get when you goblin with a shark?
When you see a group of pornstars sitting together looking up with their mouths open, that's when you know that Mama bird is back at the nest to feed the baby birds some worms.
You look as fat as a pig.
What did the snail say to his ex-wife?
"I'm still leaving you!"
Where did a chicken orphan go?
A foster home.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the fool's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
A mouse said, "Who should put the bell on the cat?" Then all mice said, "The old one."
"Dog the dog" and Maggie were frightened of her, and the kangaroo said that she had to be in a hospital with a doctor. Jokes and Maggie were walking. I was going to go off the road to the city hall to see her, and I said that the only one-piece dress for women readymade RB collection, as he was walking in the city, and Maggie was a little bit more on the side of it.
A dog found a bone. Then he was walking happily across the street, and he saw a bridge. He decided to walk on the bridge. He saw his reflection and thought it was another dog. Then he barked at him, and the bone fell in the river. The dog said, "What a fool I have been," and walked away.
What is the difference between a cow and a chicken?
It's white and it's brown.
Once a bird went to search for food. Then suddenly he saw grain on a road. When he saw a bullock cart, he said, "That's too far away." Then the bullock immediately came, and the king bird came, and the deceitful bird said, "Sorry, Majesty, I was wrong to eat this on the road." And then he died, and the king bird goes back and tells everybody about it.