Animal

Animal Jokes

I was taking my dog on a long walk when I heard a loud scream. I ran towards the sound. There I found Penaldo sinking in a pit of mud. I was trying to help him out when my dog said, "Leave him, he's been in the mud for years." I walked away shocked but not surprised.

My friend told me to beat that pussy up... so why is the local animal control at my door?

A cock really has a sad life. He's hairs a mess, his neighbor's an arsehole, his best friend is a cunt.

I walk in on my mum and she's in the middle of pulling off my dad's boxers. I said, "Mum, you really spoil those dogs!"

Did you hear about the cheetah who robbed a bank? He ran away so fast he almost got away with it, but he was spotted.

"Brown bear, brown bear, what do you see?" I see a blind man looking at me.

"Blind man, blind man, what do you see?"

Oh sorry, I forgot you can't see.

What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...

A female cow doesn't have a dick.

One day a rooster fell into a swimming pool and a cat laughed. And the moral of the story? A wet cock can always satisfy a pussy.