I'd hit you, but I don't want to go to jail for animal abuse.
Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?
A: A suicide bomber.
Mufasa, proof that cats don't always land on their feet.
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
Aunt Arctic.
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
Hey anime girl, I hope you know that Jayden is a boy and we got back together.
Hahahaha, you never had a chance, so hahahaha!
7000+ bats.
What flies around the school at night?
Alpha-bats!
What do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle?
A dildo.
I have a fish that can breakdance only for 20 seconds, and he can only do it once.
"I work with animals" the man said to his date. his date said "I love a man who works with animals what job is it for the animal" "I am a butcher" said the man
Do you know how a snail has a "nail," why can't it be a nut?
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn't need a rope to hang.
What did the chicken say after he died? Nothing.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
Because he was trying to catch a boomerang.
Ohh my god, it's a dinosaur with a huge ass mothafuckin' noseeee!!!!
What what's the cloud private place to go? Among us, cows.
Why is the koala not a bear?
It doesn't have the right koalafications.
Humans and sharks have something in common: the great ones are always white.
Q: What do you get from a two-legged cow? A: Lean beef.
