What do you call a stick that comes back a chicken?
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friend's pen. In the end, he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chicken's life.
Once upon a time lived a fat ass named Steve and got rabies and died. The end!
What’s a homo police dog?
A gay-9.
Why did the robot cross the road?
Because he was programmed by the chicken!
What did the Queen Bee say to the other bees? "Beehive yourselves!"
What do you call a sheep on steroids? A woolly mammoth.
What does Hellen Keller call her dog?
"NAUSHFBUYGWF"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because...
What do you call a dictatorial cow?
Moosilini.
Two cats called "1,2,3" & "un, deux, trois" had a swimming race across the channel.
1,2,3 cat won because un, deux, trois cat sank!
Why did the cow smell?
'Cause the horse gave it a pat on the back.
"Koalafications" are irr-elephant.
What is a pig crossed with a pineapple?
A porkypine!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't.
Why did the chicken enter the cave?
Because it wanted to get to the Dark Side.
What weighs 5 oz. and is very dangerous?
A sparrow with a machine gun, of course!
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Lol, dick, I'm the dick and duck.
I went to the zoo the other day. The only animal there was a dog. It was a Shih-tzu (shit zoo).
