Animal jokes
According to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground, but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black.
What's the difference between a duck?
One of its legs are both the same!
What do you call a two-dimensional owl? A Paper Towl!
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
Dam.
You never told me you were part orangutan. Have you considered taking a vacation to Planet of the Apes?
What’s a sheep’s favorite fruit?
A baaaaaaaanaaaaaana!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's door.
Knock, knock!
It's the chicken.
A blind guy and his seeing eye dog walk into a bar.
The blind guy starts swinging the dog around on the leash.
The bartender yells, "Sir, stop! What are you doing!?"
The blind guy says, "I'm just looking around."
Why would hunting a bald eagle in America be a bad idea?
Because it's ill-eagle.
What is the same with a duck and a bicycle? The handlebars--oh, except for the duck.
If you humped a whale, it would humpback.
My cat got run down. That is a cat-astrophe.
If you give a gator a GPS, does that make it a navigator?
What do cows like to do?
Cow-culating!
What's a turtle's favorite thrill ride?
Shell shock!
Have you heard the joke about the sheep, drum, and snake?
"Baa" "dumm" "tsss"
A man walks into a zoo. The only animal was a dog.
It was a shih tzu.
What do you call a fish with two knees?
Where did the cow go on his first date? To the moovies.
I wanted to tell an animal joke but it's irrelephant.