Animal jokes
What's a turtle's favorite thrill ride?
Shell shock!
Have you heard the joke about the sheep, drum, and snake?
"Baa" "dumm" "tsss"
A man walks into a zoo. The only animal was a dog.
It was a shih tzu.
What do you call a fish with two knees?
Where did the cow go on his first date? To the moovies.
I wanted to tell an animal joke but it's irrelephant.
I'm happy that I named my dog "I Know What You Did." It's funny to see how much people get scared when I call him.
What do you call an otter video game that is about robbing?-
Grand Theft Otter!
What happened when the dog played golf?
He hit the ball into the ruff.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh---
MOOOO!
What do you call an octopus dad?
An octodad.
Did you hear about the boy who sat under a cow?
He got a pat on the head.
What do you get if you cross a zebra and a donkey?
Zeedonk.
What's the difference between a fish and a car?
You can tune a car... but you can't TUNA fish! x3
What food does a cheetah eat?
Fast food.
What do you call a squirrel with wings? A flying squirrel, it's pretty self-explanatory.
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be expect bagels.
One time there was a squirrel who died.
It was funny because the squirrel got dead.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt-quack.
Why did the octopus cross the road?
Who knows and who cares?