Animal jokes
What did the porg say to the porg?
Hi Porg.
You're on worst jokes ever. You thought I put up a good joke? HAHAHAH!
What animal has five legs? A pitbull returning from a playground.
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Rottweiler? Just the Rottweiler.
You're the bunny, and I'm the Rottweiler.
So, Satan is in the delivery room having a child.
Soon, a feathered creature comes out. "Doctor," says Satan, "What is it?"
The doctor sighs. "Well, it's not a boy, and it's not a girl."
Satan looks frustrated. "THEN WHAT IS IT?!?!?"
The doctor looks up. "It's a goose."
What did the cow tell an Indian?
Moo!
What did the Indian say to the cow?
I lowe you, moo than anything.
Cats are like onions; when I cut them, I cry.
A dung beetle walks into a bar and says to another beetle, "Is this stool taken?"
Black dog is gay.
How do cows laugh?
Moo-haha.
What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?
High steaks gambling.
If a cat hits you with her tail, is it considered being pussy whipped?
What do you call a pie made by an octopus? Octopie.
A horse says to the other horse, "Are you hot?"
The other horse says, "Ahhhh, a house that talks!"
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull in a children's play area.
What did the Canadian say when a guy shot his beaver?
"It is ok, I forgive you."
What do you call a magic owl?
HOOdini
What is monkey's favorite position? Donkey Kong.
Why did the chicken cross to the U.S. from Mexico?
To get to the U.S., but he had to show his papers first.
What's a pig's favorite ballet?
Swine Lake.