What’s the difference between a hoe and a roster? A roster says cockle doodle doo and a hoe says any cock will do
Why did the dog walk out at night .?to scare his people
Why do horses eat with their mouth open?
Because they have bad stable manners.
why are bald eagles bald? because you're bald!!
they killed a whole family of crows.. it was a murder!... they killed a bunch of ravens..what a conspiracy!!
what do crows get after they buy a phone? a cawing card
why did the crows form a charity? because its all for good caws!
What did one ☝️ cat 🐈 say to the other? Happy 😃
What did one dog say to another dog? I love you
What do you call a cow with no toes
Lac-toes intolerant
What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake
What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat
SHeep want to WOooll the world :)
A fish was swimming around in a pond when he noticed a fly flying around about six inches above the water. He thought, "if that fly drops six inches, I could have myself a nice meal."
There was a bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, "if that fly drops six inches, that fish will come up for that fly, and I can catch that fish and have myself a nice meal."
There was a hunter watching the bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, "if that fly drops six inches, the fish will get the fly, the bear will go for the fish, and I can shoot the bear and have myself a nice meal."
There was a mouse watching the hunter watching the bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, "if that fly drops six inches, the fish will get the fly, the bear will get the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear, drop his sandwich and I can have myself a nice meal."
There was a cat in a tree watching the mouse watching the hunter watching the bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, "if that fly drops six inches, the fish will get the fly, the bear will get the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear, drop his sandwich, the mouse will go for the sandwich, and I can catch that mouse and have myself a nice meal."
Then it all happened.
The fly dropped six inches.
The fish came up and caught the fly.
The bear came out and caught the fish.
The hunter got up to shoot the bear and dropped his sandwich.
The mouse went for the sandwich.
The cat jumped from the tree, missed, and landed in the pond.
The lesson that can be learned here is that every time a fly drops six inches, a pussy gets wet.
Whaddaya got when ya got yourself a deer with no eyes?
Ya got no-eye-dear.
What do you call the bear that pushes all the other bears into the pool?
The dry bear.
What's the difference between a bus full of children and a fish?
The fish can swim.
What has four legs and one arm?
A rottweiler at a park.
What do you call a sad Doge? What? Nothing but Sarrrooooddd!
what is a cows favorite move?-- the sound of moooosic
