Animal jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Heehheehehehehehehe
To get to the other side. Ahaahahahahahahahahahahaa!
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf?
A: Blue cheese.
Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony?
They are both jokers.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant.
Why aren't dogs known as carrots? Because they aren't.
Why did the elephant cross the road? It didn't see the cars.
What do a moose and a triceratops have in common?
Both have noses.
Anyone who says they don't like cats has never had one cooked right...
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Pssh.
Why don't stags buy drugs? Because they are too deer.
What did Homer Simpson say when he ran over a deer? "DOE!"
What do you call a bunch of llamas?
Alpaca llama.
Why do cheetahs have spots? Chicken pox.
I like penguins.
Why do cheetahs run?
Why not?
Why can't cheetahs run forever? Because they run out of breath!
What's a bull's favorite body part?
An eye-BULL!
I just watched a program about beavers.
It was the best dam program I’ve ever seen!
One day, there was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end!
How do you turn your dog into a watchdog?
Get it a Rolex!