Animal jokes
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain.
How do spiders reach the internet?
Through the World Wide Web!
Where do you find a cow with no legs?
Right where you left it!
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
To cover his butt-quack.
Your mama is so fat, she only knows three words: KFC.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To prove he wasn't a chicken.
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of paws; a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare-line!
Where do fish sleep?
On a seabed!
What is the strongest creature in the sea?
A mussel!
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they're shellfish!
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Fsh!
Where do fish keep their money?
In a riverbank!
How do you confuse a fish?
Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner!
Which part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales!
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?
Frostbite!
What did the cow and bull do for their first date? - Dinner and a Moovie.
What do cheetahs wear to work?
They can't change because cheetahs can't change their spots!
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.