Animal jokes
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of paws; a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare-line!
Where do fish sleep?
On a seabed!
What is the strongest creature in the sea?
A mussel!
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they're shellfish!
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Fsh!
Where do fish keep their money?
In a riverbank!
How do you confuse a fish?
Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner!
Which part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales!
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?
Frostbite!
What did the cow and bull do for their first date? - Dinner and a Moovie.
What do cheetahs wear to work?
They can't change because cheetahs can't change their spots!
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
Why do the French eat snails?
They don’t like fast food!
I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys...
Huh, I don’t recall ever eating a monkey!
What's a duck's favorite drug?
Cwack.
What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant.
What did PETA say when a cheetah won 5 million dollars?
You can't beat a cheetah!
What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that's just been raped.