Animal jokes
Where do cows get their medicine?
At the farmacy.
What do bats like to eat?
Bloodsuckers! 🩸🍭😂
Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.
What do you use to strap an eagle's nest together?
An eagle-lastic band!
What’s the difference between a dirty bus terminal and a lobster with implants?
One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.
What is the difference between a human and a magic dog? What is a human.
Why did the baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to a chicken.
I love ❤️ dogs.
What is a dog that does not walk? A magic dog.
What do you give a sick bird?
Tweet-ment!
Where did the mouse go?
To the mouse-um!
Q. Why did the cow cross the road?
A. Because he/she wanted to watch the moooovie.
Why did the man say chickens were lucky?
Because they get killed and eaten.
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
What do cats eat for breakfast?
"Mice Krispies!"
What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.
If my cat were a cactus, doesn't that make him the catus?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken next to him farted.
What would you call a mom cat and a kitten walking together?
KIT-KAT :p
What is a dog that is awesome? A smart dog.