Animal jokes
What do you give a sick bird?
Tweet-ment!
Where did the mouse go?
To the mouse-um!
Q. Why did the cow cross the road?
A. Because he/she wanted to watch the moooovie.
Why did the man say chickens were lucky?
Because they get killed and eaten.
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
What do cats eat for breakfast?
"Mice Krispies!"
What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.
If my cat were a cactus, doesn't that make him the catus?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken next to him farted.
What would you call a mom cat and a kitten walking together?
KIT-KAT :p
What is a dog that is awesome? A smart dog.
What is a dog?
A pet.
What animal is good at baseball?
A bat!
Why did the manager hire the marsupial?
Because he was koala-fied!
Why shouldn’t you play basketball with a pig?
Because he’s a ball hog.
What did the cat say to the jar of cookies?
"Ground beef!"
What's the difference between a fly and a bird?
A bird can fly, but a fly cannot bird.
What is a big animal 🦓? A bat 🦇!
What has a magic car? A magic dog.
What pictures did turtles take?
Shell-fies!