Animal jokes
What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?
The banana 🍌 split.
What is the octopus's favorite shape?
An octagon.
What did the kangaroo say to the elephant? Hi up there!
If you spin a fidget spinner, You'll end up spinning it too fast. When you end up spinning it too fast, it will make you fly away. When you fly away, you'll end up in a tree. When you end up in a tree, you'll see that your friends are hanging out without you. When you see that your friends are hanging out without you, you'll run away in the woods because you're sad. When you ran away in the woods, you'll see a bear. When you see a bear, it will chase you. When the bear chases you, you'll build a fort to protect yourself. When you build a fort to protect yourself, you then notice you're lonely. You'll become friends with the bear. When you become friends with a bear, you'll start to act like a bear. When you start to act like a bear, you will become a bear.
DO NOT BECOME A BEAR! NEVER PLAY WITH A FIDGET SPINNER!
What has a dog?
People.
What is cats and dogs' favorite story and movie?
"Romeow and Drooliet!"
A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)
I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂
Where do cows get their medicine?
At the farmacy.
What do bats like to eat?
Bloodsuckers! 🩸🍭😂
Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.
What do you use to strap an eagle's nest together?
An eagle-lastic band!
What’s the difference between a dirty bus terminal and a lobster with implants?
One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.
What is the difference between a human and a magic dog? What is a human.
Why did the baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to a chicken.
I love ❤️ dogs.
What is a dog that does not walk? A magic dog.
What do you give a sick bird?
Tweet-ment!
Where did the mouse go?
To the mouse-um!
Q. Why did the cow cross the road?
A. Because he/she wanted to watch the moooovie.
Why did the man say chickens were lucky?
Because they get killed and eaten.