Animal jokes
What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow who?
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it.
What's a chicken's deadliest day?
Friday.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks!
What do you call a cat that walks slowly?
CATerpillar
Why does no one sit next to a cheetah during school? Because they're a big cheetah.
What do you call a fat duck?
Donald Duck.
Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum!
What should I call a burger?
A cow burger.
What's a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
I was taking my dog on a long walk when I heard a loud scream. I ran towards the sound. There I found Penaldo sinking in a pit of mud. I was trying to help him out when my dog said, "Leave him, he's been in the mud for years." I walked away shocked but not surprised.
What's the difference between an orphan and a puppy?
Parents enjoy the presents of a puppy.
Yo mama's so fat, she wrestled a polar bear and won.
I was reading a book about an immortal dog, it was impossible to put down.
Why can't pirates play cards in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
Yo mama is so ugly that not even goldfish smile back at her.
What is large, grey, and it doesn't matter? An Irrelephant! Hahahahahahahahaha! Hahaha!
Why can't you have a tall dog? You will have pups in a week.