What do you call a fish and a guitar?
Tunafish.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY?
To go see yo mama!
What do you call an alligator detective??
An investi-gator.
What do you call finding half of a worm?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh moan for me.
Me, smashes mouse after losing a match; everybody at the pet race: :O
I'd hit you, but I don't want to go to jail for animal abuse.
Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?
A: A suicide bomber.
Why do women have legs? Because they would leave snail tracks wherever they went.
Mufasa, proof that cats don't always land on their feet.
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
Aunt Arctic.
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
What do you call crocodiles that don't say "swim" every day?
Hey anime girl, I hope you know that Jayden is a boy and we got back together.
Hahahaha, you never had a chance, so hahahaha!
Friends are like penguins: if you stab them, they die. 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
7000+ bats.
What flies around the school at night?
Alpha-bats!
Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can.
What do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle?
A dildo.
I have a fish that can breakdance only for 20 seconds, and he can only do it once.
"I work with animals," the man said to his date.
His date said, "I love a man who works with animals. What job is it for the animal?"
"I am a butcher," said the man.
