Anger jokes
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
What do you call a pissed off midget?
A micro-aggression.
Are you angry?
Go bully an orphan!
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why was the T-rex so angry? You would be angry too if your arms were too short to masturbate.
To anger a Libertarian lie to him, to anger a Democrat tell him the truth, to anger a Republican sodomize him.
My doctor called me a "psychopath." How dare he?!? He'll pay for this!
What the fuck?
What do you call your angry French aunt?
A crossaunt.
So who did it? the I.S.S. teacher said.
1 hour before:
So let me get...
Random person: Wait, what? You BROKE UP WITH HER!
Me: I SWEAR, JHONNY, THIS IS THE 3RD TIME YOU BUTT INTO MY CONVERSATION! SO... HERE... YOU... GO! *punches*
I lost my driver's license today. I hit my ex with my car.
What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?
There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.
The difference between women and beer is that beer makes you happy for nothing, why women make you angry for nothing.
I was studying in Turin, and my professor told me I had to use PENS only.
I looked in my bag for pens, and they were GONE. I looked at the surveillance footage and saw that CRISTIANO PENALDO stole ALL MY PENS. I was fuming. Shame on you, Penaldo!
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.
Bing, bang, boom!
If you ever get mad at a person that crumpled their leg, don't forget that they can hide, but they can't run.
How do you anger a Libertarian?
Don't tell him the truth.
Said the man angered to his wife:
"Now stop the damn suicide tries! Just look at the gas bill!?"
Three men walk into heaven at the same time. They all live in the same city. God asks the first man, "How did you die?" The man says, "I have a heart condition, and I've been suspecting my wife of cheating for some time. Anyway, I get home from work and I see my wife on the bed and a man hanging off the balcony. I get so mad and stomp on the guy's fingers! He falls into a bush, so I throw a refrigerator on him." God asks the next man, "How did you die?" The man says, "I was cleaning the windows, and then this crazy man starts stomping on my fingers! Luckily, I fall safely in a bush! But then a refrigerator falls on me!" God asks the third man, and he says, "I was the one in the fridge!"
A millionaire LOVES alligators and filled his pool full of alligators. One night he has a party and says, "Whoever can swim from one end to the other of the alligator infested pool unharmed will get a prize, my daughter or a million dollars." Some people line up but they are hesitant. One man gets in the water, swims from one end to the other unharmed, and went to the millionaire. The millionaire says, "Wow, I can't believe you did it! So what's your prize?" The guy says, "I don't care about the million dollars or your daughter, I just want to know who the b@$*ard was that pushed me in the pool!"