Anger Jokes

We should really stop making jokes about orphans, their parents will get mad.

my girlfriends dog died so i got her a new one in replacement and she went off on me and yelled

"What am i supposed to do with 2 dead dogs in my house?!"

when you get mad just punch a orphan who are they going to tell their mom

Today I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you Penaldo!

What did the cat say when he got mad?

Im hissed

God my dad got so pissed during 9/11.

All that work wasted.

I take all my anger out on orphan why Because they have no parents to run to

What do a friend and a mouse have in common? They will both be angry if you throw bricks at them.

Why were 9/11 victims so mad? The ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!

What do you call a pissed off midget?

A micro-aggression

Are you angry?

Go Bully an Orphan!

WHat are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Myq sister told only onions make you u cry so i alway hit her back when she hit me but i hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.

when the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot. bing,bang,boom

Why did the emo kid get mad? I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.

My doctor called me a "psychopath". HOW DARE HE!?! HE'LL PAY FOR THIS!

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: „That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!“ The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: „The driver just insulted me!“ The man says: „You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.“

I stole my friend's amnesia medication the other day, he was pretty pissed.

But I reminded him of the age-old mantra: "Forgive and forget!"

How do you make a emo mad at you. Cut the rope

So I was at a funeral the other day and it was a school shooting mass funeral, and the lady beside me asked me, “ what do you think was going through their heads?” And I replied, “probably a bullet.” She was furious and said, “ How dare you you have no idea what those kids were probably going through!” And I replied, “well they were going through anything the bullet was going through them.”