Anger jokes
Why was the T-rex so angry? You would be angry too if your arms were too short to masturbate.
When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?
This bitch got mad at me because I couldn’t last four strokes. What the fuck are you mad at me for? My grandpa didn’t even survive one.
How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?
Tell him the truth.
Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
What did the cat say when he got mad?
I'm hissed!
What do a friend and a mouse have in common? They will both be angry if you throw bricks at them.
What do you call a pissed off midget?
A micro-aggression.
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
How do you anger a democrat?
Don't tell him the truth.
My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.
Are you angry?
Go bully an orphan!
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why did the emo kid get mad?
I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: “What the hell was that all about?”
My doctor called me a "psychopath." How dare he?!? He'll pay for this!
To anger a Libertarian lie to him, to anger a Democrat tell him the truth, to anger a Republican sodomize him.
How do you anger a Libertarian?
Don't tell him the truth.
How do you anger a Republican?
Tell him the truth.
I stole my friend's amnesia medication the other day, he was pretty pissed.
But I reminded him of the age-old mantra: "Forgive and forget!"