Anger jokes
When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?
Why was the T-rex so angry? You would be angry too if your arms were too short to masturbate.
This bitch got mad at me because I couldn’t last four strokes. What the fuck are you mad at me for? My grandpa didn’t even survive one.
How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?
Tell him the truth.
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
What did the cat say when he got mad?
I'm hissed!
Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!
What do a friend and a mouse have in common? They will both be angry if you throw bricks at them.
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
What do you call a pissed off midget?
A micro-aggression.
Are you angry?
Go bully an orphan!
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
How do you anger a democrat?
Don't tell him the truth.
My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.
Why did the emo kid get mad?
I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: “What the hell was that all about?”
My doctor called me a "psychopath." How dare he?!? He'll pay for this!
To anger a Libertarian lie to him, to anger a Democrat tell him the truth, to anger a Republican sodomize him.
I stole my friend's amnesia medication the other day, he was pretty pissed.
But I reminded him of the age-old mantra: "Forgive and forget!"
How do you anger a Republican?
Tell him the truth.
What do you call an angry nut with a mustache?
A pistachio.