Anger

Anger jokes

Kid

When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.

Bing, bang, boom!

Penaldo

Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!

Stroke

This bitch got mad at me because I couldn’t last four strokes. What the fuck are you mad at me for? My grandpa didn’t even survive one.

Friend

What do a friend and a mouse have in common? They will both be angry if you throw bricks at them.

Memes

Pizza

Why were 9/11 victims so mad?

They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!

Sister

My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.

Orphan

Are you angry?

Go bully an orphan!

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Snail

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.

Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: “What the hell was that all about?”

Republican

To anger a Libertarian lie to him, to anger a Democrat tell him the truth, to anger a Republican sodomize him.

Amnesia

I stole my friend's amnesia medication the other day, he was pretty pissed.

But I reminded him of the age-old mantra: "Forgive and forget!"