Anger jokes
Why did the emo kid get mad?
I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.
Whenever you're mad, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Making fun of someone you're angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car <3
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
What do you call a pissed off midget?
A micro-aggression.
I lost my driver's license today. I hit my ex with my car.
A millionaire LOVES alligators and filled his pool full of alligators. One night he has a party and says, "Whoever can swim from one end to the other of the alligator infested pool unharmed will get a prize, my daughter or a million dollars." Some people line up but they are hesitant. One man gets in the water, swims from one end to the other unharmed, and went to the millionaire. The millionaire says, "Wow, I can't believe you did it! So what's your prize?" The guy says, "I don't care about the million dollars or your daughter, I just want to know who the b@$*ard was that pushed me in the pool!"
So who did it? the I.S.S. teacher said.
1 hour before:
So let me get...
Random person: Wait, what? You BROKE UP WITH HER!
Me: I SWEAR, JHONNY, THIS IS THE 3RD TIME YOU BUTT INTO MY CONVERSATION! SO... HERE... YOU... GO! *punches*
Three men walk into heaven at the same time. They all live in the same city. God asks the first man, "How did you die?" The man says, "I have a heart condition, and I've been suspecting my wife of cheating for some time. Anyway, I get home from work and I see my wife on the bed and a man hanging off the balcony. I get so mad and stomp on the guy's fingers! He falls into a bush, so I throw a refrigerator on him." God asks the next man, "How did you die?" The man says, "I was cleaning the windows, and then this crazy man starts stomping on my fingers! Luckily, I fall safely in a bush! But then a refrigerator falls on me!" God asks the third man, and he says, "I was the one in the fridge!"
Why was the T-rex so angry? You would be angry too if your arms were too short to masturbate.
If you ever get mad at a person that crumpled their leg, don't forget that they can hide, but they can't run.
What do you call your angry French aunt?
A crossaunt.
What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?
There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.
I was studying in Turin, and my professor told me I had to use PENS only.
I looked in my bag for pens, and they were GONE. I looked at the surveillance footage and saw that CRISTIANO PENALDO stole ALL MY PENS. I was fuming. Shame on you, Penaldo!
Remember kids if ur ever mad beat up an orphan what are they gonna do call their mom??
What do you call an angry Texan?
A Confederate leader.
If you're ever angry, go ahead and punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Once I went to watch a match in Portugal. It was between Penaldo and his kids. The referee was Georgiana (his wife). Mpaypal and Igayspeed were also there. The match began, and his kids scored two goals in the first 10 minutes. Then, when the match was about to end, Penaldo got angry and asked his wife for penalties. His wife declined, and he tortured and beat her up and took 10 penalties (missed 7 of them) but won 3-2. Shame on you, Penaldo! 😡😡😡
I got mad at my sister's boyfriend, so I fucked his girl.
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.
