Anger jokes
How do you make an emo mad at you?
Cut the rope.
What do you call an angry nut with a mustache?
A pistachio.
There was a fancy dress party; the theme was emotions.
One guy came dressed in green, and he was envy; another person came dressed in red, and she was anger; another guy came dressed in blue, and he was sadness. Two Indians came, one came with a hole in a pear and his d*** was in the pear, said he was deep in dis"pear." The other Indian came with his d*** in custard, and he said he was f***ing dicustard!
What does a cat say when it's angry?
- Stop stressing meowt!
Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."
Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.
Memes
I cried on this GIF
I had sex with twins. Well, I think it was twins. All my rage victims look alike.
If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.
If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.
Q: What do you call an angry monkey?
A: Furious George!
An adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid approaches him. He says the emo kid, "Do you have rope?"
"No," replies the adopted kid.
"Dang it! I hate you," says the emo kid. "Now the adopted one is angry. Well, at least I'm loved," says the adopted kid.
If you know an emo kid, please stay away. The depression is contagious. I'm a survivor.
Like if you dislike emos.
Why are people mad at me? All I did was tell the truth and put the Bible in the fiction section of the library.
Said the man angered to his wife:
"Now stop the damn suicide tries! Just look at the gas bill!?"
Jack and Jill went up a hill so Jill could lick Jack's candystick, but Jill got a surprise when she saw her boyfriend Rik. He got so angry Jack has no candystick no more. Jill went home with a black eye, and Rik got arrested for cutting Jack's candystick.
Me, smashes mouse after losing a match; everybody at the pet race: :O
Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.
She got mad and ate the bus!
Your mom has a bone to pick with me.
A sad guy called "nun" is crying next to the grave of his best friend called "month". "Month" got killed by a gay guy, and after that, "nun" got homophobic.
While "nun" is sitting next to "month"'s grave, he heard a guy ask his friend: ใDo You Wanna Play A Game On?ใ "Nun" got angry and he asked that guy: ใWhat did you just say to your friend?ใ The guy answers: ใA game on, why?ใ
"Nun" kills the two guys.
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How did the person feel when his partner wouldn't perform a golden shower on him? Pissed off.
My therapist said I have trouble letting go of the past. So I killed him.
Some guy: making a sandwich.
Me: *rages* to put the ham in!
Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?