Anatomy jokes
How does a booty apologize?
From the bottom of his fart!
Wait, this is the category "dick." Sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up.
What did the booty say when it was asked to help?
"I've got your backside covered!"
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.
Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and cheek.
Why is my pee green? Because, "NEIN, ITCH BIEN FIRST REICH!"
What has 182 teeth and holds back a monster?
My zipper.
What do we call a skeleton who has a ton of travels?
A skele-TON!
Why didn't the skeleton follow his dreams? He was too gutless.
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
Why did the person peel his skin off? Because he wanted to.
What did the doc say to the skeleton? You're skele-a-ton.
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.
What do you call a dick that's too small to see?
Tick-tack dick.
What did the skeleton say after dinner?
Bon appétit!
What is the skeleton's favorite instrument?
A xylophone.
Who is the most famous skeleton? Sherlock Bones.