Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!
Anatomy Jokes
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and cheek.
Why is my pee green? Because, "NEIN, ITCH BIEN FIRST REICH!"
What has 182 teeth and holds back a monster?
My zipper.
What do we call a skeleton who has a ton of travels?
A skele-TON!
Why didn't the skeleton follow his dreams? He was too gutless.
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
Why did the person peel his skin off? Because he wanted to.
What did the doc say to the skeleton? You're skele-a-ton.
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.
What do you call a dick that's too small to see?
Tick-tack dick.
What did the skeleton say after dinner?
Bon appétit!
What is the skeleton's favorite instrument?
A xylophone.
Who is the most famous skeleton? Sherlock Bones.
First Man: My dog's got no nose.
Second Man: How does he smell?
First Man: Awful.
If you boil your funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock.
10 dicks up your mom's ass!
We used to have a tail on the back... and now it moves forward.
What's the difference between anal and oral?
Oral makes your day whereas anal makes your whole weak.
