Anatomy jokes
What kind of bee makes milk?
Boo Bees
What goes after the butt?
The POST-erior.
What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?
By the time you're done with the breasts and the thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
Mississippi girls are missing a "pp."
"Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?"
"It didn't have the guts!"
Why did the skeleton not listen to the rules?
He was "bone tiba wild."
What did the dick say to the asshole?
You need another dick.
This one butt cheek said to the other one, "It's really personal, but it's okay, I'll tell you." It said, "Hey, let's go to my crib so we can smoke a little joint, watch a movie, and go upstairs in the room and get down."
What type of bee makes milk?
A boobee.
What is the difference between a school 🏫 and a human?
A human can walk, and a school 🏫 cannot walk.
What is a woman's name with one leg?
Eileen.
You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.
What do most disabled people eat?
Their arm.
Thank the Lord for my two huge balls!
What does gum in my d*ck have in common?
Both get chewed on by little kids.
I suck my dick.
I like Little Johnny's tight booty cheeks.
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
Spareribs!
Highest level of insult by a girl by seeing a guy's dick:
"I can shit bigger logs than that thing of your's" 🤣
What is the most useless part of a vagina?
The woman.