Anatomy jokes
What does an Asian call a penis? A wong.
What does an Asian do with its legs? It wok.
Hey, can you Putin deez nuts?
My penis is longer than one inch.
Kids are only virgins because their dicks are small.
Why did the butt fart?
Because they don't know the words.
What does Trump stand for?
Trump Runs Underneath My Penis.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Penis, neck, rope?
More like your anus.
You don't have any balls.
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!
How does a booty apologize?
From the bottom of his fart!
What did the booty say when it was asked to help?
"I've got your backside covered!"
Wait, this is the category "dick." Sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up.
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.
What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and cheek.
Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.
Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?
Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!
Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?