Anatomy jokes

Guess what?

What?

Chicken butt!

Dick in my mouth.

What is a testicle's favorite book?

Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!

Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?

My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).

Poop and balls through the walls!

Suck my balls!

Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?

Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!

What do you call a person with a hole in their head? Dead.

What are two things you could call a fart?

"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"

What's the difference between a bay and an onion?

I cry when I cut into an onion.

I'll break your bones, b*tch.

Is Uranus big? Well... your anus is...

Who is the most famous skeleton? Sherlock Bones.

Teacher: What does the pig's skin do?

Student: It keeps pig skin together! 😂

What kind of chair inhabits your soul?

A hair!

Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?

If you boil your funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock.

What do we call a skeleton who has a ton of travels?

A skele-TON!

Why didn't the skeleton follow his dreams? He was too gutless.

Why did the person peel his skin off? Because he wanted to.