Anatomy jokes
Teacher: What does the pig's skin do?
Student: It keeps pig skin together! 😂
Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?
Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?
Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!
What kind of chair inhabits your soul?
A hair!
Why did the person peel his skin off? Because he wanted to.
If you boil your funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock.
10 dicks up your mom's ass!
Who is the most famous skeleton? Sherlock Bones.
What do we call a skeleton who has a ton of travels?
A skele-TON!
Why didn't the skeleton follow his dreams? He was too gutless.
What do you call a dick that's too small to see?
Tick-tack dick.
What is the skeleton's favorite instrument?
A xylophone.
What did the skeleton say after dinner?
Bon appétit!
What did the doc say to the skeleton? You're skele-a-ton.
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.
First Man: My dog's got no nose.
Second Man: How does he smell?
First Man: Awful.
What's the difference between anal and oral?
Oral makes your day whereas anal makes your whole weak.
Your hairline starts at the back of your head.
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.