Anatomy jokes
What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and cheek.
What's the difference between anal and oral?
Oral makes your day whereas anal makes your whole weak.
First Man: My dog's got no nose.
Second Man: How does he smell?
First Man: Awful.
Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?
My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).
I'll break your bones, b*tch.
Is Uranus big? Well... your anus is...
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
Bro, your forehead so big Dakota's forehead seemed small.
What is a testicle's favorite book?
Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!
Suck my balls!
Poop and balls through the walls!
Your hairline starts at the back of your head.
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
Guess what?
What?
Chicken butt!
Boobies!
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
Dick in my mouth.
Who is the most famous skeleton? Sherlock Bones.
What's the difference between a bay and an onion?
I cry when I cut into an onion.
What do you call a person with a hole in their head? Dead.