Anatomy jokes
Q: Why can't skeletons go to the dance?
A: He doesn't have the guts for it.
Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.
Saying balls go into pussy.
What did the fish say to the other fish? "You have a big butt!"
The other fish said, "We don't have butts......"
Why did the skeleton run away from the crime scene?
He didn't have the guts to see it.
Q: How much does a skeleton weigh?
A: A skele-TON.
What did Allan say to William, his sister, when he stepped on his toe? "OWWW Mitosis."
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What did the dog say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? "Hey, mitosis!"
Could it be ligma?
Ligma balls, daddy!
Why do ducks have feathers?
So you don't see their butt. *quack* (crack)
Why did the butthole get angry?
So it could wipe every human, snipe.
What does a skeleton say when he has lots of work?
"I have a ton of work, skele-ton."
You know why I have so low IQ? It's because the left side of my brain gets nothing right, and the right side of my brain has nothing left.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To try to get away from the man.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his d**k was stuck in the chicken.
Never break someone’s heart, they only have one.
Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.
Really bad penis joke.
What's the difference between snow men and snow women?
Snow balls.
What has two legs and is red all over?
Half a cat.
What do you call a fruit's penis?
A percock.