Anatomy jokes
One day, a skeleton wasn't laughing. Someone asked him why he was not laughing. It turns out he fell and broke his bone, his funny bone that is.
God creating spiders.
God: "Make it have 8 legs." Angel: "Ok? Bit excessive but ok." God: "And 8 eyes." Angel: "You need to calm down and li-" God: "Give it a butt rope!"
Knock knock. "Who's there?" "Grandma." "Oh, okay."
Nah, it's a penis.
Why can you never hear bunnies having sex? Because they have cotton balls.
What do most disabled people eat?
Their arm.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow lady?
Snowballs!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
What did one brain cell say to the other brain cell?
"I think I feel a connection!"
What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree?
My dick while I'm doing it.
You wanna hear a joke about my penis?
Never mind, it’s too long.
You wanna hear a joke about my penis?
Don’t worry, it’s too long.
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A trombone.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowgirl?
Snowballs.
Did you hear about the guy that was cutting off people's feet and taking them?
It took my sole.
What do you say to a pig with no nose? You have n'ought a snout!
Why is Sally dead? Cause she has no arms.
What's a skeleton's favorite plant? A bone-zai tree. But if they don't like that one, how about a s-pine tree?
Have you ever heard of the eye tear?
Me either.
Jacob has a small penis.
pussi
Why can’t Sally hang herself?
She does not have arms.