Penis.
Skeleton puns? Nah... they aren't that humerus.
Timmy goes to the doctor and says, "There's a crack in my butt, doctor." Timmy, there is a crack in everyone's butt, see?
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt-quack.
Sans: Wow, seems you’re really working yourself... down to the bone!
What did the girl say to the white guy? “You have a peener wiener!”
What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)
What did the skeleton say before dinner? "Bone appetit." His whole family found that humerus.
What do you call a person with only one arm?
Half-assed.
What are you going to have for a face when the baboon wants its butt back?
What does a skeleton say when it has a lot of stuff?
"I have a skele-TON of stuff to do."
You've got a body inside you--it's called your body bones.
You've got a body inside you. It's called your bones.
Eat my butt.
What happens if an Asian walks into a wall with a boner?
They hit their nose on the wall.
What do you call an animal with 3 eyes, 2 mouths, 6 noses, and 4 ears?
What do you call a flamingo with 20 toes?
A flamingo.
Why does the nucleus feel trapped?
Because it’s inside a cell!
Why did the cow smell?
'Cause the horse gave it a pat on the back.
Lol, dick, I'm the dick and duck.
