Anatomy jokes
What's the difference between a duck?
One of its legs are both the same!
I bet you love prostate exams because you live things up your ass.
My dick is longer than your life.
What's the hardest part of running through a field of dead babies?
My boner.
What's 6ft long, red, and my girlfriend cries when I feed it to her?
A miscarriage.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument? (comment below)
Don't break someone's heart because they only have one; instead, break their bones... they have 206.
Josh Dalton once ate his shoulder.
My friends hate when I make skeleton jokes. I guess I need to put more backbone into it.
A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says, "What the hell is that?"
The pirate said, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"
What is the useless skin around the vagina called?
The woman.
What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? The trombone!
Penis.
Skeleton puns? Nah... they aren't that humerus.
Timmy goes to the doctor and says, "There's a crack in my butt, doctor." Timmy, there is a crack in everyone's butt, see?
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt-quack.
Sans: Wow, seems you’re really working yourself... down to the bone!
What did the girl say to the white guy? “You have a peener wiener!”
What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)
What did the skeleton say before dinner? "Bone appetit." His whole family found that humerus.