Anatomy jokes
Doctor, can I please have a new butt? My old one has a hole and a crack in it.
What's wrong with my friend?
He's called Dobby Coleman and has a massive jaw.
You know what me and my spine both have in common? We are both not straight.
What's the hardest part of eating bald pussy? Pulling the diapers back up when you're done!
How can you tell if you have a high sperm count?
When your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
Ok, now I'm not good at telling jokes, but this one is not too bad. One cunt said to another cunt, "Do you get cold at night?"
"Fuck no, cunt," the first cunt said, "Why?"
"I have a built-in set of vertical curtains to keep the cold out, cunt!" xx
Lol, I have a teeny black dick.
I wish I could tell you about my penis, but it's too short.
Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a bone to pick.
How much do the bones in your body weigh?
A skele-ton!
You might find this joke a rib-tickler, but I sure do.
What has 4 legs, then 3 legs, then 2 legs, then 1 leg, then no legs?
A baby you cut one off each time.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
8 jelly tickles!
I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.
Q. Why do Skeletons work hard?
A. 'Cause they want the BONEus.
What did one butt cheek say to the other? “Between you and me, it stinks in here!”
Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?
Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?
Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅
Have you heard of the man who got all his left side chopped off?
He was all right.
You know a baby bottle looks kinda like a penis... Also sausage and hotdogs too.