Anatomy jokes
A funny joke scenario.
Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.
You know this joke really cracks up my bones!
If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock. That's humerus.
What instrument can a skeleton never play?
An organ.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE!
P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad.
Why do some men call their testicles "bells"? Because it's next to their "ding-dong."
If you cut off your head, you can't breathe.
You also can't breathe if you die.
So why isn't it debreathiation?
What did the no head man say?
"Haha!"
What goes in dry and comes out wet?
A dick.
What do you call a man with a curly toe?
Carlito.
Do you know Candice?
Candice dick fit in your mouth!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had no body to go with!
Baby, here's my anus.
Baby, too, where's my anus?
What did one ballsack say to another?
"You stay here, I'll go pee."
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball? Because he had no body to go with.
Why did the two balls cross the road?
To get to the penis!
Sorry, too rude?
When you're exercising and you feel the “gush.”
How many animals can you fit in a pair of underpants?
A. A cock and a few hairs (hares).
Why can't the skeleton go to the prom?
Because he had no-BODY to go with!
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.