Anatomy jokes
Why does the heart listen to music a lot?
Because it loves feeling the beat.
What do you call my dick?
A. A monster.
Doctor, can I please have a new butt? My old one has a hole and a crack in it.
What's wrong with my friend?
He's called Dobby Coleman and has a massive jaw.
You know what me and my spine both have in common? We are both not straight.
What's the hardest part of eating bald pussy? Pulling the diapers back up when you're done!
How can you tell if you have a high sperm count? When your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
Ok, now I'm not good at telling jokes, but this one is not too bad. One cunt said to another cunt, "Do you get cold at night?"
"Fuck no, cunt," the first cunt said, "Why?"
"I have a built-in set of vertical curtains to keep the cold out, cunt!" xx
Lol, I have a teeny black dick.
I wish I could tell you about my penis, but it's too short.
Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a bone to pick.
How much do the bones in your body weigh? A skele-ton!
You might find this joke a rib-tickler, but I sure do.
What has 4 legs, then 3 legs, then 2 legs, then 1 leg, then no legs?
A baby you cut one off each time.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
8 jelly tickles!
I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.
Q. Why do Skeletons work hard?
A. 'Cause they want the BONEus.
What did one butt cheek say to the other? “Between you and me, it stinks in here!”
Susie was in her mother's room one night, as her mother was getting ready for bed. She had slipped off her blouse; her boobs, plum and perky. Susie had asked what are those and will I get them? Her mother had said they were boobs and she would grow some in a few years. Her mother told Susie to find her father and say goodnight.
So Susie left, headed down the hall to the bathroom where her father was showering. Susie knocked on the door, he said come in. He had moved the shower curtain over just a bit. Susie said she loved him, and then seen her father's dick. Shocked, Susie asked her father what that was and if she would get one. Her father said it was a dick, and he said Susie would get it after her mother went to bed.