Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts.
What do skeletons hate the most about wind?
Nothing, it goes right through them.
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
Spareribs!
Why can't skeletons play church music?
Because they have no organs.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
Vagina jokes aren't funny.
Most of the time.
Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have balls.
What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
What do you call an atheist bone? -- A blasfemur.
What do you call a nose without a body? -- Nobody knows.
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? -- Because they lactose.
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, "Do you have that book for men with small penises?"
The librarian looks on her computer and says, "I don't know if it's in yet."
"Yeah, that's the one!"
What is the most sensitive part of a man's anatomy while he's masturbating?
His ears.
How do you cover 12 holes with one hole?
Take a flute and shove it up your ass.
Most people think an octopus has 8 legs.
Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms?
Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says "Owwww" are his arms.
Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?
Because its head is so far away from its body.
How do skeletons have sex?
They bone each other.
