What do you call a Russian man with three balls?
'Whodya nikabollokov'
What's the definition of a bastard?
Answer: A man with a 1 inch dick and a 10 inch tongue and all he wants to do is fuck!
Do fish have tits?
Fish tits.
Lick my BALLS!
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who "nose"?
Why did the skeleton want a friend? Because he was feeling bonely.
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩
Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
So, you're human, huh? Well, I'm a skeleton, so not much gets under my skin.
Why are skeletons so calm?