Josh Dalton once ate his shoulder.
My friends hate when I make skeleton jokes. I guess I need to put more backbone into it.
A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says, "What the hell is that?"
The pirate said, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"
Penis.
Skeleton puns? Nah... they aren't that humerus.
Timmy goes to the doctor and says, "There's a crack in my butt, doctor." Timmy, there is a crack in everyone's butt, see?
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt-quack.
Sans: Wow, seems you’re really working yourself... down to the bone!
What did the skeleton say before dinner? "Bone appetit." His whole family found that humerus.
What do you call a person with only one arm?
Half-assed.
What are you going to have for a face when the baboon wants its butt back?
What does a skeleton say when it has a lot of stuff?
"I have a skele-TON of stuff to do."
You've got a body inside you - It's called your bones.
What happens if an Asian walks into a wall with a boner?
They hit their nose on the wall.
Why does the nucleus feel trapped?
Because it’s inside a cell!
Why did the cow smell?
'Cause the horse gave it a pat on the back.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Shin-gles!
Why did the skeleton want a friend?
Because she was feeling bonely.
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone-appetit!
When does a skeleton laugh?
When someone tickles his funny bone!
