American jokes
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.
American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.
African XP farms: Cotton field.
Why was the American kid late to school?
Because he was too busy putting on his bulletproof vest.
Palestinians leave without saying goodbye.
Israel says goodbye when the Americans say so.
Why are the Americans good at Rubik's cubes? Because they have a long history of separating colors.
Americans leave without saying goodbye.
Russians say goodbye without leaving.
Q: What is the difference between Americans and Africans? A: Some of them have food, and some of them don't have food.
What's black and white and red all over? An American School.
What did COVID say to the American?
Nothing, it just took its breath away...
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Yo mama so American, she deported Dora the Explorer!
Why can't Americans play chess...
Because they lost 2 towers.
What's white, red, blue, and brown all over?
The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.
He do American feel like Trump is the president, he is stupid like soup.
Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost two towers!
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
Americans are fat.
What are American schools?
Shooting ranges.
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US?
The average IQ increases in both places.