American jokes
An American goes on a British bus after being in war. He wants to sit down, so he goes to the back of the bus to sit down, but there is an old woman on the seat with her dog in the next one.
The man says, "Will you move your dog?"
The lady says, "Oh, you Americans are always so demanding," and she says to sit somewhere else. He goes through and finds no seats, so now he's at the back again. This time he throws the dog out the window and sits down.
The man in front says, "You Americans always do things wrong. First, you drive on the wrong side of the road, then hold you knife and fork wrong, and you threw the wrong bitch out the window!"
There are 3 men: an American, a French, and an Italian who have to take a trip and take the plane.
The American puts his hand out the window and says: "We are in America, I touched the Statue of Liberty." The French says: "We are in France, I touched the Eiffel Tower." The Italian says: "We are in Italy, I touched the garbage!"
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
Americans are fat.
Q: What is the difference between Americans and Africans? A: Some of them have food, and some of them don't have food.
What did the Brit say to the American?
Well here comes fascism.
As an American, I like cars. And like all car enthusiasts, even just a little scratch can ruin a brand new car.
So why is it that we go to different countries like India and see that almost every car is completely totaled? I guess we have different meanings of "it's just a scratch."
3 men walk up to Indians, one American, one Muslim, and one African American. The Indians say, "We're all gonna kill you." One of the men asks why. The Indian says, "So we can use your skin to make kyanks." He also says, "Y'all decide how you die." The Muslim says, "I want to drown," so they drown him. The African American says, "Shoot me." And the American grabs a fork and starts poking himself everywhere, I mean everywhere. The Indian said, "What's the point of this?" and the American says, "F**k your kyanks."
Like this if you're an American.
What's white, red, blue, and brown all over?
The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.
The Americans.
What did COVID say to the American?
Nothing, it just took its breath away...
"Lord of the Rings" is about a group of white Americans taking nine hours to return jewelry.
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?
Because it's the average class size.
He do American feel like Trump is the president, he is stupid like soup.
How do you call an American bee?
USB.
Why cant Americans play chess?
Because they lost their towers...
Americans leave without saying goodbye.
Russians say goodbye without leaving.
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Bessie Coleman - I don't want to be a flier cause I am African American.