American jokes
Americans are fat.
What did the Brit say to the American?
Well here comes fascism.
Q: What is the difference between Americans and Africans? A: Some of them have food, and some of them don't have food.
What’s the difference between a Jew and an American? The American makes it out of camp.
An Aboriginal Australian told me that I was on his farmland.
So I told him he was on my cock.
(I'm Australian btw, respect to my American bros🇺🇸)
Memes
As an American, I like cars. And like all car enthusiasts, even just a little scratch can ruin a brand new car.
So why is it that we go to different countries like India and see that almost every car is completely totaled? I guess we have different meanings of "it's just a scratch."
3 men walk up to Indians, one American, one Muslim, and one African American. The Indians say, "We're all gonna kill you." One of the men asks why. The Indian says, "So we can use your skin to make kyanks." He also says, "Y'all decide how you die." The Muslim says, "I want to drown," so they drown him. The African American says, "Shoot me." And the American grabs a fork and starts poking himself everywhere, I mean everywhere. The Indian said, "What's the point of this?" and the American says, "F**k your kyanks."
Like this if you're an American.
What's white, red, blue, and brown all over?
The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.
The Americans.
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?
Because it's the average class size.
What did COVID say to the American?
Nothing, it just took its breath away...
How do you call an American bee?
USB.
He do American feel like Trump is the president, he is stupid like soup.
"Lord of the Rings" is about a group of white Americans taking nine hours to return jewelry.
Palestinians leave without saying goodbye.
Israel says goodbye when the Americans say so.
Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?
Because they train at the best school.
Bessie Coleman - I don't want to be a flier cause I am African American.
Why cant Americans play chess?
Because they lost their towers...
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».