American jokes
Donald Trump is to white Americans as O.J. Simpson is to black Americans. They will never choose to convict these people even if they murdered or raped.
Q: What is the difference between Americans and Africans? A: Some of them have food, and some of them don't have food.
What did the Americans call the Battle of Midway after Pearl Harbor?
The Jap trap.
What did the Brit say to the American?
Well here comes fascism.
What’s the difference between a Jew and an American? The American makes it out of camp.
Memes
An Aboriginal Australian told me that I was on his farmland.
So I told him he was on my cock.
(I'm Australian btw, respect to my American bros🇺🇸)
As an American, I like cars. And like all car enthusiasts, even just a little scratch can ruin a brand new car.
So why is it that we go to different countries like India and see that almost every car is completely totaled? I guess we have different meanings of "it's just a scratch."
Like this if you're an American.
What's white, red, blue, and brown all over?
The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.
The Americans.
"Lord of the Rings" is about a group of white Americans taking nine hours to return jewelry.
How do you call an American bee?
USB.
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?
Because it's the average class size.
What did COVID say to the American?
Nothing, it just took its breath away...
He do American feel like Trump is the president, he is stupid like soup.
Palestinians leave without saying goodbye.
Israel says goodbye when the Americans say so.
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?
Because they train at the best school.