American jokes
There are 3 men: an American, a French, and an Italian who have to take a trip and take the plane.
The American puts his hand out the window and says: "We are in America, I touched the Statue of Liberty." The French says: "We are in France, I touched the Eiffel Tower." The Italian says: "We are in Italy, I touched the garbage!"
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
Americans are fat.
What did the Brit say to the American?
Well here comes fascism.
Q: What is the difference between Americans and Africans? A: Some of them have food, and some of them don't have food.
An Aboriginal Australian told me that I was on his farmland.
So I told him he was on my cock.
(I'm Australian btw, respect to my American bros🇺🇸)
As an American, I like cars. And like all car enthusiasts, even just a little scratch can ruin a brand new car.
So why is it that we go to different countries like India and see that almost every car is completely totaled? I guess we have different meanings of "it's just a scratch."
3 men walk up to Indians, one American, one Muslim, and one African American. The Indians say, "We're all gonna kill you." One of the men asks why. The Indian says, "So we can use your skin to make kyanks." He also says, "Y'all decide how you die." The Muslim says, "I want to drown," so they drown him. The African American says, "Shoot me." And the American grabs a fork and starts poking himself everywhere, I mean everywhere. The Indian said, "What's the point of this?" and the American says, "F**k your kyanks."
Like this if you're an American.
What's white, red, blue, and brown all over?
The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.
The Americans.
What did COVID say to the American?
Nothing, it just took its breath away...
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?
Because it's the average class size.
How do you call an American bee?
USB.
Palestinians leave without saying goodbye.
Israel says goodbye when the Americans say so.
"Lord of the Rings" is about a group of white Americans taking nine hours to return jewelry.
He do American feel like Trump is the president, he is stupid like soup.
Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?
Because they train at the best school.
Bessie Coleman - I don't want to be a flier cause I am African American.
Why cant Americans play chess?
Because they lost their towers...