An Aboriginal Australian told me that I was on his farmland.
So I told him he was on my cock.
(I'm Australian btw, respect to my American bros🇺🇸)
American Jokes
What did the Americans call the Battle of Midway after Pearl Harbor?
The Jap trap.
As an American, I like cars. And like all car enthusiasts, even just a little scratch can ruin a brand new car.
So why is it that we go to different countries like India and see that almost every car is completely totaled? I guess we have different meanings of "it's just a scratch."
What's white, red, blue, and brown all over?
The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.
Like this if you're an American.
The Americans.
"Lord of the Rings" is about a group of white Americans taking nine hours to return jewelry.
What did COVID say to the American?
Nothing, it just took its breath away...
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?
Because it's the average class size.
How do you call an American bee?
USB.
He do American feel like Trump is the president, he is stupid like soup.
Palestinians leave without saying goodbye.
Israel says goodbye when the Americans say so.
Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?
Because they train at the best school.
Bessie Coleman - I don't want to be a flier cause I am African American.
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
Americans leave without saying goodbye.
Russians say goodbye without leaving.
A young boy was talking to his friend about his family:
"My great-grandfather fought against Napoleon, my grandfather fought against the English, my father fought against the Americans, and my uncle against the Argentinians."
The friend replied: "It seems that your family can't get along with anybody!"
Q: Name a murderer?
A: Jews: Hitler. Russians: Stalin. Chinese: Mao. Americans: Bin Laden. Aborted fetus: My mom.
