American

American jokes

Difference

Q: What is the difference between Americans and Africans? A: Some of them have food, and some of them don't have food.

Australian

An Aboriginal Australian told me that I was on his farmland.

So I told him he was on my cock.

(I'm Australian btw, respect to my American bros🇺🇸)

Trap

What did the Americans call the Battle of Midway after Pearl Harbor?

The Jap trap.

Memes

Car

As an American, I like cars. And like all car enthusiasts, even just a little scratch can ruin a brand new car.

So why is it that we go to different countries like India and see that almost every car is completely totaled? I guess we have different meanings of "it's just a scratch."

Flag

What's white, red, blue, and brown all over?

The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.

Covid

What did COVID say to the American?

Nothing, it just took its breath away...

Gun

Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?

Because it's the average class size.

Trump

He do American feel like Trump is the president, he is stupid like soup.

Goodbye

Palestinians leave without saying goodbye.

Israel says goodbye when the Americans say so.

Shooting

Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?

Because they train at the best school.

Cause

Bessie Coleman - I don't want to be a flier cause I am African American.

Tower

Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?

Because they already lost 2 towers.

Tower

Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?

They already lost two towers.

Stereotype

A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.

A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.

«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.

A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».