What’s the difference between a Jew and an American? The American makes it out of camp.
As an American, I like cars. And like all car enthusiasts, even just a little scratch can ruin a brand new car.
So why is it that we go to different countries like India and see that almost every car is completely totaled? I guess we have different meanings of "it's just a scratch."
like this if your an american
The Americans.
What's white, red, blue, and brown all over?
The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.
How do you call an American Bee? -USB
"Lord of the Rings" is about a group of white Americans taking nine hours to return jewelry.
What did COVID say to the American?
Nothing, it just took its breath away...
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?
Because it's the average class size.
He do American feel like Trump is the president, he is stupid like soup.
Bessie Coleman - I don't want to be a flier cause I am African American.
Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?
Because they train at the best school.
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Why aren't Americans good at clash royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers..
A young boy was talking to his friend about his family:
"My great-grandfather fought against Napoleon, my grandfather fought against the English, my father fought against the Americans, and my uncle against the Argentinians."
The friend replied: "It seems that your family can't get along with anybody!"
Q: Name a murderer?
A: Jews: Hitler. Russians: Stalin. Chinese: Mao. Americans: Bin Laden. Aborted fetus: My mom.
Americans: Miles per hour.
Europeans: Bullets per kid...
How do you know that Americans hate exercise?
9/11. How else do you explain hundreds of them jumping to their death rather than taking the stairs?
3 men walk up to Indians, one American, one Muslim, and one African American. The Indians say, "We're all gonna kill you." One of the men asks why. The Indian says, "So we can use your skin to make kyanks." He also says, "Y'all decide how you die." The Muslim says, "I want to drown," so they drown him. The African American says, "Shoot me." And the American grabs a fork and starts poking himself everywhere, I mean everywhere. The Indian said, "What's the point of this?" and the American says, "F**k your kyanks."
