American jokes
One way to not pick up a girl is to say, “Are you an American school because I wanna shoot kids into you?” I tried it on a girl, and she is now terrified to come near me.
How was I supposed to know she was already pregnant?
It's amazing how dog owners can make their dogs shout different things. For example, Czech dogs go "barf," American dogs go "woof," and Chinese dogs go "sizzle."
Americans live in the U.S.A. The quiet kids live in the U.Z.I.
Americans are so fat that they named an atom bomb "Fat Man" to describe themselves.
What is the difference between an American and a computer?
An American doesn’t have trouble shooting.
What is the American virus? Diabetes.
A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
When do Americans answer their door?
Once freedom rings! ❤️🤍💙
What is the best whey to make friends with an American boy, you bunch?
Q: Why do Americans fish with guns?
A: To shoot up the whole school.
What do you call an American house?
A gun safe.
What’s the difference between a Jew and an American? The American makes it out of camp.
An Aboriginal Australian told me that I was on his farmland.
So I told him he was on my cock.
(I'm Australian btw, respect to my American bros🇺🇸)
An American walks into an Afghan bar. Joke, Afghanistan doesn't have bars because of the Taliban.
What did the Americans call the Battle of Midway after Pearl Harbor?
The Jap trap.
What are American schools?
Shooting ranges.
Unlike the Americans, Hitler knew when to kill himself.
Why did the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was a gay male 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged not say anything to a group of gay white men that were not physically challenged after they called him a size queen after the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged was done taking turns giving them a blowjob and was done taking turns swallowing their sweet cum? 🇺🇸 🇵🇷
Because it was the best meal that he ever had since he has been in prison for 30 years. 🇺🇸 🇵🇷
Two Native Americans
Unwittingly walk into a gay bar and sit down to order a pitcher of beer. As they're sitting there sucking back on their ale, a gay guy walks up and says, "How would you boys like a blow job?"
The one Indian stands up and decks the guy, knocking him unconscious. He then sits back down and finishes his beer.
His buddy looks over and says, "Hey Joe, what did you do that for?"
Joe replies, "Not sure but it was something about getting a job!"