What is the American virus? Diabetes.
A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"
What did the Americans call the Battle of Midway after Pearl Harbor?
The Jap trap.
What is the best whey to make friends with an American boy, you bunch?
When do Americans answer their door?
Once freedom rings! β€οΈπ€π
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didnβt fall. π
Q: Why do Americans fish with guns?
A: To shoot up the whole school
What are American schools?
Shooting ranges.
An American walks into an Afghan bar. Joke, Afghanistan doesn't have bars because of the Taliban.
What do you call an American house?
A gun safe.
Unlike the Americans, Hitler knew when to kill himself.
Why did the Puerto Rican American πΊπΈ π΅π· that was a gay male πΊπΈ π΅π· that was born physically challenged not say anything to a group of gay white men that were not physically challenged after they called him a size queen after the Puerto Rican American πΊπΈ π΅π· that was born physically challenged was done taking turns giving them a blowjob and was done taking turns swallowing their sweet cum? πΊπΈ π΅π·
Because it was the best meal that he ever had since he has been in prison for 30 years. πΊπΈ π΅π·
An American goes on a British bus after being in war. He wants to sit down, so he goes to the back of the bus to sit down, but there is an old woman on the seat with her dog in the next one.
The man says, "Will you move your dog?"
The lady says, "Oh, you Americans are always so demanding," and she says to sit somewhere else. He goes through and finds no seats, so now he's at the back again. This time he throws the dog out the window and sits down.
The man in front says, "You Americans always do things wrong. First, you drive on the wrong side of the road, then hold you knife and fork wrong, and you threw the wrong bitch out the window!"
There are 3 men: an American, a French, and an Italian who have to take a trip and take the plane.
The American puts his hand out the window and says: "We are in America, I touched the Statue of Liberty." The French says: "We are in France, I touched the Eiffel Tower." The Italian says: "We are in Italy, I touched the garbage!"
If Canada had to apologise for Bryan Adams on several occasions, it's only fair that Americans are tortured and waterboarded for bringing Katy Perry and Carrie Underwood to the world!
Why are Americans badar clash Royale
Because they have already lost 2 towers
Americans Are fat
Q: What difference between Americans and Africans? A: some of them have food and some of them don't have food.
What did the Brit say to the American?
Well here comes fascism.
