American jokes
Two Native Americans
Unwittingly walk into a gay bar and sit down to order a pitcher of beer. As they're sitting there sucking back on their ale, a gay guy walks up and says, "How would you boys like a blow job?"
The one Indian stands up and decks the guy, knocking him unconscious. He then sits back down and finishes his beer.
His buddy looks over and says, "Hey Joe, what did you do that for?"
Joe replies, "Not sure but it was something about getting a job!"
The Statue of Liberty is French; she ain't even American. Deport that bitch!
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
When do Americans answer their door?
Once freedom rings! β€οΈπ€π
A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"
What is the American virus? Diabetes.
What is the best whey to make friends with an American boy, you bunch?
Yo mama so American, she deported Dora the Explorer!
An American walks into an Afghan bar. Joke, Afghanistan doesn't have bars because of the Taliban.
What are American schools?
Shooting ranges.
Q: Why do Americans fish with guns?
A: To shoot up the whole school.
What do you call an American house?
A gun safe.
Unlike the Americans, Hitler knew when to kill himself.
Why did the Puerto Rican American πΊπΈ π΅π· that was a gay male πΊπΈ π΅π· that was born physically challenged not say anything to a group of gay white men that were not physically challenged after they called him a size queen after the Puerto Rican American πΊπΈ π΅π· that was born physically challenged was done taking turns giving them a blowjob and was done taking turns swallowing their sweet cum? πΊπΈ π΅π·
Because it was the best meal that he ever had since he has been in prison for 30 years. πΊπΈ π΅π·
An American goes on a British bus after being in war. He wants to sit down, so he goes to the back of the bus to sit down, but there is an old woman on the seat with her dog in the next one.
The man says, "Will you move your dog?"
The lady says, "Oh, you Americans are always so demanding," and she says to sit somewhere else. He goes through and finds no seats, so now he's at the back again. This time he throws the dog out the window and sits down.
The man in front says, "You Americans always do things wrong. First, you drive on the wrong side of the road, then hold you knife and fork wrong, and you threw the wrong bitch out the window!"
There are 3 men: an American, a French, and an Italian who have to take a trip and take the plane.
The American puts his hand out the window and says: "We are in America, I touched the Statue of Liberty." The French says: "We are in France, I touched the Eiffel Tower." The Italian says: "We are in Italy, I touched the garbage!"
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
Americans are fat.
What did the Brit say to the American?
Well here comes fascism.
Whatβs the difference between a Jew and an American? The American makes it out of camp.