American Jokes

Q: Why do Americans fish with guns?

A: To shoot up the whole school

Am american walks into an afghan bar, joke Afghanistan does have bars because of the tailiban

Unlike the Americans Hitler knew when to kill his self

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A American goes on a British bus after being in war he wants to sit down so he goes to the back of the bus to sit down but there is a old woman on the seat with her dog in the next the man says will you move your dog the lady says oh you Americans always so demanding and she says to sit some where else he goes through and finds no seats so now he at the back again this time he throws the dog out the window and sits down the man in front says you Americans always do things wrong first yoy drive on the wrong side of the road then hold you knife and fork wrong and you threw the wrong bitch out the window

There are 3 men: an American, a French and an Italian who have to take a trip and take the plane. The American puts his hand out the window and says: "We are in America, I touched the Statue of Liberty", the French says: "We are in France I touched the Eiffel Tower", the Italian says: "We are in Italy, I touched the garbage!"

Why are Americans badar clash Royale

Because they have already lost 2 towers

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What did the brit say to the American? Well here comes fascism

Q: What difference between Americans and Africans? A: some of them have food and some of them don't have food.

As an American, I like cars. And like all car enthusiasts, even just a little scratch can ruin a brand new car. So why is it that we go to different countries like India and see that almost every car is completely totaled? I guess we have different meanings of "it's just a scratch."