American Jokes

Q: What do American beer and canoes have in common? A: Fu@king close to water!

Americans don't like playing chess with muslims, last time they did play they ended up losing two towers.

If Joe Biden and Kamala Harris jump off a cliff, who survive? Americans...

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American Says : "US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..." Sardar ji Says : "Accha ,India me to shaadi.....Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"

Why can't Americans trade with other countries, we lost the trading center

Christopher Columbus:*Sees native americans* Can i see your land Native amercians:sure just be care.......... Christopher Columbus:Boonk gang whole lot of gang shit

Question Your American when your not in the restroom and when you come out of the restroom. What are you when your in the restroom.

Answer European (Your a peein')

You are American when you walk into the bathroom and you are American when you walk out. But do you know what you are when you're in the bathroom? European.

3 europeans come to America. They all get captured by native americans and they want to kill them. But the europeans beg to have their lives spared. The native americans agreed to not kill them on one condition: the europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit and they will be informed what to do with it. So the first guy comes back with a peach. The native american says "Shove it up your ass, if you laugh we kill you." So, he shoves the peach up his ass and he laughs, and the native americans kill him. The second guy comes back with a grape. The native american tells him the same thing. He laughs and the native american kills him. They both see eachother in heaven and the first guy says to the second guy, "I had a peach and peaches are fuzzy so thats why I laughed, but you had a grape, what happened?" The second guy says, “Oh yea I was doing just fine until I saw the other guy come back with a BANANA!!"

This isn't a joke, just an American back to school list. 1.Pencils 2.Binders 3.Paper 4.Pencil sharpener What, did you think I was going to make a school shooter joke?

You're American when you go in the bathroom, and you're American when you come out, but what were you when you were still in the bathroom? European (you-were-peein')