Q: If George Washington was alive today, what would he do?
A: Scratch mercilessly at the coffin walls, while screaming at the top of his lungs!
American History Jokes
Decisions taken by world leaders often have great significance during a crisis.
The Americans, in particular, are suffering many losses during the current global pandemic. Remember, in the 1980's they had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope.
In 2020 they have Donald Trump, no Cash, and no Hope!
Kid: Hey, what’s black and sneaky!
Social studies teacher: Harriet Tubman.
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.
Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.