American history jokes
Kid: Hey, what’s black and sneaky!
Social studies teacher: Harriet Tubman.
Q: If George Washington was alive today, what would he do?
A: Scratch mercilessly at the coffin walls, while screaming at the top of his lungs!
Decisions taken by world leaders often have great significance during a crisis.
The Americans, in particular, are suffering many losses during the current global pandemic. Remember, in the 1980's they had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope.
In 2020 they have Donald Trump, no Cash, and no Hope!
Did yall know this?
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.
Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.
A manager asked a black employee to work overtime. The employee initially agreed until he was told it would be without pay.
The employee responded with, "You know what happened last time my family worked for free?"
"What happened?" said the manager.
"A civil war."
Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.
Do you know why God created wars? To teach Americans geography.
JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.
Neo-Confederates all claim to be about "heritage" not "hate". Well, if your heritage consists of Kelly Clarkson, riding on siblings, and treating Donald Trump as if he's the second coming, then it really sucks to be you.
Russian history in 5 words: "And then things got worse."
