American history jokes
A manager asked a black employee to work overtime. The employee initially agreed until he was told it would be without pay.
The employee responded with, "You know what happened last time my family worked for free?"
"What happened?" said the manager.
"A civil war."
Decisions taken by world leaders often have great significance during a crisis.
The Americans, in particular, are suffering many losses during the current global pandemic. Remember, in the 1980's they had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope.
In 2020 they have Donald Trump, no Cash, and no Hope!
Q: If George Washington was alive today, what would he do?
A: Scratch mercilessly at the coffin walls, while screaming at the top of his lungs!
The History of the Star Spangled Banner. By Jose Cannusee.
The Americans.
England: No towers?
America: No queen?
England: Remember 1812?
America: No tea?
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: The U.S. in 1919!
Signs my cousin is going places when he's older:
TEST QUESTION: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
He wrote: "At the bottom of the page."
Smart kid!
Kid: Hey, what’s black and sneaky!
Social studies teacher: Harriet Tubman.
Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.
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