Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?
They are skilled at separating colors.
I could have sworn while watching anime I saw an American Boeing B-29 Superfortress in the background dropping bombs!
Russians think they are tuffer than Americans. Here are some reasons for the Russians out here reading this
1 USA was NEVER invaded 2 USA never commits as many war crimes as Russia does! 3 USA made the first nuclear weapon so yeah shove that up your ass Russians 4 Our soldiers don’t rape kids 5 we have more Allie’s than you 6 we are smaller but stronger 7 Random civilians in the USA have stronger guns than Russian military does!
Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice.
What did the Americans call the battle of Midway after pearl harbour?
The jap trap
Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."
Why are Americans so bad at class royals?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why was the American kid late to school?
Because he was too busy putting on his bulletproof vest.
a Japanese person comes to america and sees guns everywhere one american says welcome to america
To whoever @heil dem anfuhrer is hope you know I can’t understand what you’re saying. So next time you get on an American web site please speak English and I don’t speak whatever European language that is😊
A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"
An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"
The Scouser says, "Liverpool."
The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"
The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"
why cant americans play chess...
because they lost 2 towers
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
What is the American virus? diabetes.
This Native American won't stop talking bad about me, so I said, "Please stop acting like you first discovered this land belonged to your ancestors!"
like this if your an american
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
what Americans and rubix cubes have in common?
they both have a history of separating colors
(Not an orphan joke) Why are American bad at Clash Royal Because they've lost 2 towers.
