like this if your an american
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
what Americans and rubix cubes have in common?
they both have a history of separating colors
(Not an orphan joke) Why are American bad at Clash Royal Because they've lost 2 towers.
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers.
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?
Because it's the average class size.
Why do American guns only have 30 bullets?
'Cause that's how many kids are in a class.
So, in "Revenge of the Sixth" when Anakin goes and kills the younglings, I thought to myself, "Hey, it’s just another day in an American school."
When do Americans answer their door?
Once freedom rings! ❤️🤍💙
Australian says to American: why do you have such bad gun laws?
American: Self defense.
Australian: Self defense against 50 innocent children?
If you enter the bathroom as an American and leave the bathroom as an American, what are you in the bathroom?
A European.
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?
Death.
Why are school shootings branded “very American”?
1. They usually happen in the USA.
2. They’re like the Fourth of July: there’s a lot of loud banging and kids screaming.
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they're missing two towers.
Damn Americans, they fucking suck at Clash Royale.
Why are Americans badar clash Royale
Because they have already lost 2 towers
There are 3 men: an American, a French, and an Italian who have to take a trip and take the plane.
The American puts his hand out the window and says: "We are in America, I touched the Statue of Liberty." The French says: "We are in France, I touched the Eiffel Tower." The Italian says: "We are in Italy, I touched the garbage!"
I asked an American if their national anthem was "Pumped Up Kicks."
