Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
(Not an orphan joke).
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they've lost 2 towers.
So, in "Revenge of the Sixth" when Anakin goes and kills the younglings, I thought to myself, "Hey, it’s just another day in an American school."
When do Americans answer their door?
Once freedom rings! ❤️🤍💙
Australian says to American: why do you have such bad gun laws?
American: Self defense.
Australian: Self defense against 50 innocent children?
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?
Death.
Why are school shootings branded “very American”?
1. They usually happen in the USA.
2. They’re like the Fourth of July: there’s a lot of loud banging and kids screaming.