Why do american guns only have 30 rounds. because its the average class size
Why do American guns only have 30 bullets? cuz thats how many kids are in a class
So In revenge of the sixth when Anakin goes and kills the younglings I thought to myself hey it’s just another day in an American school
When do Americans answer their door?
Once freedom rings ❤️🤍💙
Australian says to American: why do you have such bad gun laws? American: Self defense. Australian: Self defense against 50 innocent children?
If you inter the bathroom as a american and leave the bathroom as american what are you in the bathroom? A European
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people? Death.
Why are school shootings branded “very American”?
1. They usually happen in the usa 2. They’re like the forth of July: there’s a lot of loud banging and kids screaming
why can't Americans play chess
because they're missing two towers
damn Americans they fucking suck at clash royal.
Why are Americans badar clash Royale
Because they have already lost 2 towers
There are 3 men: an American, a French and an Italian who have to take a trip and take the plane. The American puts his hand out the window and says: "We are in America, I touched the Statue of Liberty", the French says: "We are in France I touched the Eiffel Tower", the Italian says: "We are in Italy, I touched the garbage!"
I asked an American if their national anthem was "Pumped up kicks"
Why are Americans so bad a Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two Towers.
If Joe Biden and Kamala Harris jump off a cliff, who survive? Americans...
Why are so many Americans stupid? Because they shoot the ones that go to school.
My friend group is pretty diverse. I'm Japanese, one friend is Filipino, one is American, one is Italian, and the last one is German.
Out of everyone in the friend group, the Filipino and the American were the quickest to feel uncomfortable when I asked, "Who wants to go on a march with me?"
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
(Kizaru's back.)
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
(If it's unoriginal, I apologize. My friend gave me this joke.)
-Signed, AdmiralKizaru.
Hello my fellow americans Im playing clash royal for the USA clan and 2 tower are already gone?
