America jokes
Why did my [redacted] a girl because she said, "Uh."
Why did my dad leave me and my mum?
I told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying, "Daddy, yeeeees!"
Jeff crosses the US border.
The second he crosses into the USA, a guy comes up with a gun.
Jeff: "That's what I was expecting."
Where are crackheads from?
OHIGHo
Make America Great Britain again!
Why is America so bad at playing chess?
They lost two towers.
Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?
Hey, America. No towers? :(
*America shoots down balloon*
China: "You killed an innocent man!!"
USA: "What?!"
China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."
Why does America have more guns than people?
I would make a joke about America... However, the fact it exists is a joke in itself.
Your hairline looks like the inflation in America.
Biden did 9/10.
In America, mom births you.
In Soviet Russia, you birth mom.
What's the difference between me and the rest of America?
I love one and hate the other.
Smoking a fag in Britain: 🚬
Smoking a fag in America: hate crime.
America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.
What happened when Obama ran for president?
The whole US thought, "Holy hell, it's Osama bin Laden!" Thought he was dead.
Donald Trump.
All of the sudden, if you're Republican, you're racist, and Communism is a symbol of freedom? What happened to the proud men our founding fathers were, damn it!