hey, america. no towers? :(
*America shoots down balloon* China* You killed a innocent man!! USA* what?! China* yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler.
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America Twin Tower: Hey have you seen the Malaysian Twin tower i have but only since 1971 to 2001 Malaysian Twin tower: I STOOD LONGER
In america, mom births you.
In soviet russia, you birth mom.
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Biden did 9/10
Why does america have more guns not people
What's the difference between me and the rest of America?
I love 1 and hate the other.
Your hairline looks like the inflation in America.
All of the sudden if your republican your raciest and Communism is a symbol of freedom what happened to the proud men our founding fathers were damit!
What happend when obama ran for president ?
The whole us thought holy hell its osama bin laden thought he was dead.
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Donald Trump
When I found out that 10 billion bowls of soup is consumed each year in AMERICA, I thought to myself, "I thought soup was healthy. Apparently not."
Your dad went on America's Got Talent for "smoothest way to leave their child."
In the beginning of the 20th century, a young girl called Edit left her home country of Sweden, and crossed the Ocean to make a new life in America. Unfortunately, it did not go all that well, and she found herself soon homeless, begging for food or money to survive.
She used to occupy a street next to a theater; not because it meant hefty handouts, but because it was a place where no other beggars or police bothered her; every night, a new crowd came to see a show, and the cute young girl found just enough mercy to survive. In fact, she did so well, that she decided to afford herself a small piece of cake every tuesday - just to keep her spirits up.
One tuesday, she could not get a break. Looked like she will go without cake this week. Then, a strange looking gentleman stopped near her. He soon heard her story, and decided to share his fortune.
Gentleman: I work as a magician in the touring show - today we performed here. Some nights, our guests want to gamble with us afterwards, and I make sure to bring home more than I came with. I try to keep it moderate - but today, this obnoxious drunk was loaded, so I emptied his pockets. Here, take this precious coin.
You know what would be the best last thing to say before you die? "No, you certainly can't.” JFK’s assassin certainly can!
“What’s your name?”
“Am erica”
“No i asked for your name, not your country”
If Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives? America.
