America jokes
I'm in school shooting. #USA
Jeff crosses the US border.
The second he crosses into the USA, a guy comes up with a gun.
Jeff: "That's what I was expecting."
Why did my dad leave me and my mum?
I told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying, "Daddy, yeeeees!"
Why did my [redacted] a girl because she said, "Uh."
Where are crackheads from?
OHIGHo
Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?
Why is America so bad at playing chess?
They lost two towers.
Hey, America. No towers? :(
Make America Great Britain again!
*America shoots down balloon*
China: "You killed an innocent man!!"
USA: "What?!"
China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."
Smoking a fag in Britain: 🚬
Smoking a fag in America: hate crime.
America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.
Biden did 9/10.
Your hairline looks like the inflation in America.
In America, mom births you.
In Soviet Russia, you birth mom.
I would make a joke about America... However, the fact it exists is a joke in itself.
Why does America have more guns than people?
What's the difference between me and the rest of America?
I love one and hate the other.
Should we go to America for treatment?
We stayed in Essen and then left.
What happened when Obama ran for president?
The whole US thought, "Holy hell, it's Osama bin Laden!" Thought he was dead.