America jokes
Why did my [redacted] a girl because she said, "Uh."
Why did my dad leave me and my mum?
I told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying, "Daddy, yeeeees!"
Jeff crosses the US border.
The second he crosses into the USA, a guy comes up with a gun.
Jeff: "That's what I was expecting."
Where are crackheads from?
OHIGHo
Why is America so bad at playing chess?
They lost two towers.
Memes
*America shoots down balloon*
China: "You killed an innocent man!!"
USA: "What?!"
China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."
Hey, America. No towers? :(
Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?
Make America Great Britain again!
Smoking a fag in Britain: 🚬
Smoking a fag in America: hate crime.
America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.
In America, mom births you.
In Soviet Russia, you birth mom.
I would make a joke about America... However, the fact it exists is a joke in itself.
Why does America have more guns than people?
What's the difference between me and the rest of America?
I love one and hate the other.
Your hairline looks like the inflation in America.
Biden did 9/10.
All of the sudden, if you're Republican, you're racist, and Communism is a symbol of freedom? What happened to the proud men our founding fathers were, damn it!
What happened when Obama ran for president?
The whole US thought, "Holy hell, it's Osama bin Laden!" Thought he was dead.
Fuck off!