America jokes
What did Donald Trump serve to Justin Trudeau at a state dinner?
Poutine with Russian dressing!
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency?
Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔
If Charlie Kirk were a 5-year-old schoolkid being murdered, America would have moved on by now.
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off.
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
Hey, do you know why America sucks? We have the death penalty.
Cheese.
Did you hear about the baseball game between America and Ethiopia?
America - 8
Ethiopia - didn't.
What do you get when you cross a cat and a dinosaur? A cat-astrophe!
"Emmy and Thomas sitting in a tree."
Once, there was a Minecraft child molester on the Minecraft Facebook. He asks a kid his age. The kid blocks him.
Lol.
"Why do people call Americans excessive?"
"It was probably because of WWII."
"Oh, you mean the war where America responded to the destruction of several ships and a harbor and the deaths of a little over a thousand by completely flattening two cities and killing hundreds of thousands of people?"
"Let's go Brandon!"
An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"
And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"
"Why?" says the bully.
"Because you haven't got a tower."
What does Matthew McConaughey say at the Republican convention...
We're gonna take back what is ours, alt right, alt right, alt right, hee heeeee...
A guy once went hunting at a Hunting Ranch owned by a Hunter and his Wife. After a long day of hunting, the hunter enjoys a couple of cold ones in Rancher’s Living-room. There they were having a grand ole time until the Rancher’s wife walks in. The Hunter looks at her and says “that’s a nice piece of ass you got your self there.” The Rancher replied “(with a harsh southern accent from years of cigarette smoke) You’ve never been so right in your life, honey why don’t show our guest your tits.” She agrees and then shows the hunter her plump DD cup breast. After he gets a good gander he says “Nice.” Then Rancher shouted “show em yer peker now Hon.” She agreed and whipped out a 13inch Johny, and twirled it around like how an Elephant would move his. Now dazed and confused the Hunter yells out “What in Sam Hill is that!!” and the Rancher replied “Now....Lemme tell you..There ain’t a thing like it”.
What does a Foreigner say when he comes to America?
"You're as cold as I.C.E. You're willing to sacrifice brown lives..."
What do you get when an American talks to an Aussie and a Kiwi?
Two Aussie.