America jokes
Lol.
What do you get when you cross a cat and a dinosaur? A cat-astrophe!
What does America say?
A-marry-ca!
The Americans.
America has white people that are terrorists and racists. They love to blame people from different countries for what they have done.
White person: "We are not terrorists. Why would [we] ever do that in our history?"
The rest of the people: *looks at them stupid* "Y'all were the first motherfuckers to be a terrorist first and then wanting to blame others for your action."
1 person: "You still carrying that confederate flag. It means hatred and [you're] still trying to fight to bring back slaves again. Y'all say it's heritage and not hate, but [you're] clearly still a fucking loser, and your flag has an X [on it, which] means wrong. So... Still a loser. People can't be racist to a racist. It just doesn't make sense. I'm not saying all white people are racist, but I am talking about the ones who voted for Trump and be blind as hell. FUCK DONALD TRUMP AND THE RACIST PEOPLE!"
Me and Who?
In America, mom births you.
In Soviet Russia, you birth mom.
Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?
What do you get when an American talks to an Aussie and a Kiwi?
Two Aussie.
How did Voldemort lose his nose?
From uncontrolled Gold Mining!
9/11
Shoot.
Once, there was a Minecraft child molester on the Minecraft Facebook. He asks a kid his age. The kid blocks him.
Last night I was watching a Scotland Christmas movie...
And the part when Mary tells Joseph that she is pregnant, Joseph was surprised, and he exclaimed, "Jesus Christ!!!" I immediately stopped watching and changed the channel.
What do you call the most fucking racist and obnoxious country in the fucking entire fucking omniverse? NORTH AMERICA!
And if you disagree just 'cus you're American, I don't give a fuck, you low life cunts. Plus, if you don't think you're racist, um, hello people? Motherfucking George Floyd!
If you hate America, I don't like you :)
Do you think John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head because his wife said he was close-minded?
How did you get that? Used your life savings?
Your mom walked into a bar and broke all the furniture.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport??
Cross country because they don't need to be in America. Mexico was made for them.
America... Amefrica... Amfrica... Africa...