Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
Do you think John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head because his wife said he was close-minded?
Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?
Once again, they don't fall for the trick!
Why is Trump bad with America? Because he made it scream.
I went, I saw, I poop at hole. I make a portal.
What is a bald eagle's favorite chip?
Preagles!
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
When do Americans answer their door?
Once freedom rings! ❤️🤍💙
What is the American virus? Diabetes.
Why can't America play Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
In 1492 Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
He sat on a rock, tickled his cock, until it turned red, white, and blue!
Your hairline is so far back it took a trip to America.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
The Americans.
So, there's a black guy, a white guy, and a Mexican. They find a genie's lamp, they rub it, and poof! Appears the genie!
The genie goes to the black guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" The black guy goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be back in Africa, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.
Then, the genie goes to the Mexican and asks, "What's your one wish?" The Mexican goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be in Mexico, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.
Now, the genie goes over to the white guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" and the white guy asks, "You mean to tell me that all the black and Mexican people are out of America?" The genie replies, "Yes."
The white guy goes, "Then I'll have a Coke."
9/11
Dad, sad, bad, rad, nad, tad, glad, clad, plaid, had.
Lol.
I'm in school shooting. #USA
Jeff crosses the US border.
The second he crosses into the USA, a guy comes up with a gun.
Jeff: "That's what I was expecting."
