America

America jokes

Macaroni

Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.

John F. Kennedy

Do you think John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head because his wife said he was close-minded?

African

Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?

Once again, they don't fall for the trick!

Language

If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?

An American.

Tower

Why can't America play Clash of Clans?

Because they already lost two towers.

Ocean

In 1492 Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.

He sat on a rock, tickled his cock, until it turned red, white, and blue!

Tower

America get pranked lol.

Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.

Oh wait...

Genie

So, there's a black guy, a white guy, and a Mexican. They find a genie's lamp, they rub it, and poof! Appears the genie!

The genie goes to the black guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" The black guy goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be back in Africa, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.

Then, the genie goes to the Mexican and asks, "What's your one wish?" The Mexican goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be in Mexico, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.

Now, the genie goes over to the white guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" and the white guy asks, "You mean to tell me that all the black and Mexican people are out of America?" The genie replies, "Yes."

The white guy goes, "Then I'll have a Coke."

Gun

Jeff crosses the US border.

The second he crosses into the USA, a guy comes up with a gun.

Jeff: "That's what I was expecting."