Do you think John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head just because his wife Said he was close minded
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I went I saw i poop at hole, i make a portal.
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
(If it's unoriginal, I apologize. My friend gave me this joke.)
-Signed, AdmiralKizaru.
What is the American virus? diabetes.
When do Americans answer their door?
Once freedom rings ❤️🤍💙
America get pranked lol Bidens penis is probably as big as the twin towers right now Oh wait...
why can't America play clash of clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Your hairline so far back it took a trip to America
The americans
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911
Dad Sad Bad Rad Nad Tad Glad Clad Plaid Had
Lol
im in school shooting #USA
why did my dad leave me and my mum?
i told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying daddy yeeeees
Where are crackheads from?
OHIGHo
Jeff: *crosses the US border* The second he crosses into the USA: guy comes up with gun Jeff: that’s what I was expecting.
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n 1941, Hans, a young German boy, was listening to the radio. Over the radio, Hitler announced that Germany was now going to war with the United States. “Father, where is the United States,” Hans asked. His father pointed at a map of North America. “Aren’t we currently at war with Russia? Where might that be,” he questioned his father. The man pointed towards the Soviet Union. “And I’m told we’re also at war with the British Empire. Where is that?” The father pointed out all of the territories owned by the British. “Where is Germany again, Father?” He pointed to their home country in Central Europe. Hans pondered this information for a second. “One last question, Father.” “Yes?” “Has Hitler seen this map?”
