America jokes
Why do fat cows eat fat cows? Because I wrote this in America.
Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?
Once again, they don't fall for the trick!
Do you think John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head because his wife said he was close-minded?
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
Why is Trump bad with America? Because he made it scream.
Memes
I went, I saw, I poop at hole. I make a portal.
What is a bald eagle's favorite chip?
Preagles!
What is the American virus? Diabetes.
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
When do Americans answer their door?
Once freedom rings! ❤️🤍💙
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
Why can't America play Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Your hairline is so far back it took a trip to America.
In 1492 Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
He sat on a rock, tickled his cock, until it turned red, white, and blue!
The Americans.
9/11
In 1941, Hans, a young German boy, was listening to the radio.
Over the radio, Hitler announced that Germany was now going to war with the United States.
"Father, where is the United States?" Hans asked.
His father pointed at a map of North America.
"Aren’t we currently at war with Russia? Where might that be?" he questioned his father.
The man pointed towards the Soviet Union.
"And I’m told we’re also at war with the British Empire. Where is that?"
The father pointed out all of the territories owned by the British.
"Where is Germany again, Father?"
He pointed to their home country in Central Europe.
Hans pondered this information for a second. "One last question, Father."
"Yes?"
"Has Hitler seen this map?"
Dad, sad, bad, rad, nad, tad, glad, clad, plaid, had.
Lol.
I'm in school shooting. #USA