America jokes
What is the best whey to make friends with an American boy, you bunch?
Bald Eagle.
An African man visits his friend in the US.
“I just flew in yesterday,” the African man says. “And boy are my arms tired!”
“You know, that’s kind of an old joke here in America,” replied his friend.
“Joke?” the African man said. “I’ve been holding my hands in the air yelling ‘don’t shoot’ ever since I got to this damn country!”
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA and the other is USB! 😂😂😂
Hello, America!
What do you call a crying dick?
I call it a crying dick.
When do Americans answer their door?
Once freedom rings! ❤️🤍💙
Captain America is a 106-year-old virgin.
What does Matthew McConaughey say at the Republican convention...
We're gonna take back what is ours, alt right, alt right, alt right, hee heeeee...
ABBaS.
Why is the USA so bad at chess? It already lost 2 towers.
What is the national bird of Iran?
An American drone.
If Joe Biden and Kamala Harris jump off a cliff, who survives?
Americans...
Why is Trump bad with America? Because he made it scream.
Lol.
Why does America have more guns than people?
Why do fat cows eat fat cows? Because I wrote this in America.
Last night I was watching a Scotland Christmas movie...
And the part when Mary tells Joseph that she is pregnant, Joseph was surprised, and he exclaimed, "Jesus Christ!!!" I immediately stopped watching and changed the channel.
Why did my [redacted] a girl because she said, "Uh."
If Hillary and Biden got locked in a room together, all they would talk about is how to ruin America and make a plan to steal children.