In America they was a boy named urhan and he had one hand and a stump and a girl named handa who was a orphan, they had a trial for Boston red socks and they failed because urhan couldn’t stump the ball and handa didn’t know where home was.
Why can't America play chess?
They're missing two towers
what's yellow and cant swim? a school bus full of children
CHEESE
What do you call girl skeleton dancing... A bone et
When you get injured😢
When you get injured in America 😭😭😭😭💵💵💵💵💵🏩🏩🏩
“What’s your name?”
“Am erica”
“No i asked for your name, not your country”
You know what would be the best last thing to say before you die? "No, you certainly can't.” JFK’s assassin certainly can!
Wanna here a joke??
My life
Q: What do you call america in a year A : A Wasteland
Why didn't Donald trump not pick up his phone when Jeffrey Epstein called him? Because Donald killed Jeffrey Epstein in prison to hide the evidence.
America , ..Amefrica,... Amfrica, ......Africa......................................
America:i going to build a wall
Nazi:been there
Soviet union:done that
Why is America not good at clash Royale answer they lost 2 towers🤣🤣🤣🤣
Captain America is a 106 yo virgin
What do you call Trump with no spray tan on his hair?
Your next door grumpy old neighbor.
Why do fat cows eat fat cows? because I wrote this in america
3 people explored the jungles, one was was France, one from Britain, and the other from America. While exploring, they were captured by the tribe living there. The tribesmen told the three "You three have invaded our territory, so we must kill you and use your bodies to create canoes. However we aren't that heartless so we'll let you choose your deaths." So the French guy asked for a gun, pointed to his head and said "Viva la France" and shot himself. The Britain guy requested for poison and said "For the queen" and drank the poison. Lastly the American asked for a spoon, the tribesmen were confused but still gave him the spoon. When the American got the spoon, he started stabbing himself "Try make a canoe out of this one!"
Germany does backflip america What is happining France want a bagute?USSR Help
