300+ Best America Jokes - Page 17 - Worst Jokes Ever

Tower

a theripist · 4 years ago

Why will America always lose in chess?

It lost its two towers!

Tree

Anonymous · 7 years ago

"Emmy and Thomas sitting in a tree."

Weapon

Anonymous · 2 years ago

💡 idea. Start a confidential organization that only recruits via invite. Stockpile heavy duty weapons in an si when the time comes we can defend America from any domestic threat. *just a silly idea*

The image shows a painting of the founding fathers signing a document above a US flag, and an assault rifle. Text on the image reads: "2nd Amendment has nothing to do with hunting or home defense. It's about defending our freedom from oppressive government."

Country

Anonymous · 7 years ago

What does America say?

A-marry-ca!

Friend

chkn nuget dino · 7 years ago

What do you call a best friend that smokes weed?

A pothead. Just because he's your friend, you don't have to support his poor decisions. Jeez, what has America come to?

Donald Trump

Anonominimous · 7 years ago

"Bippity Boppity Boo, Donald Trump is gonna deport you!"

Sandy Hook

Anonymous · 7 years ago

Sandy Hook is my favorite holiday.

NASA

Anonymous · 7 years ago

NASA = Not Africa North America. That's what NASA stands for.

Student

Anonymous · 1 year ago

Three columns of images. The first column shows an image of Spongebob with a smiling expression. Below it is the American flag. The second column shows Spongebob with blood and scratches on his head and face. Below it is the British flag. The third column shows Spongebob with a smiling expression. Below it is the Icelandic flag. The text "Students" is at the top of each column.

Obesity

Creed (shit isnt availabe) · 1 month ago

The image is a meme with text at the top stating: "Statistics: 'Mexico has a higher number of obese people than America' Americans:". Below the text is a photoshopped image of Leonardo DiCaprio from the movie Django Unchained, edited to appear very overweight, laughing while holding a small glass of liquid.

Civil War

Wade · 2 years ago

A three-panel image. The first panel shows Captain America looking confused with the text "ME" above him. The second panel shows Iron Man looking serious with the text "MYSELF" above him. The third panel shows a poster for the movie "Captain America Civil War" with the text "MAY 6, 2016".

Ohio

9ddytwasdfcgvhbjk65e4w35s4e6drtyiuopuy6 · 3 years ago

Ohio smh

A news graphic shows the United States map completely filled in by the state of Ohio. The headline reads "Ohio took over America". There is a small text at the bottom that reads "Oh god oh f**k they're getting stronger says Canada."

Cause Of Death

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a Google search result for "adolf hitler cause of death". The result states "Suicide" followed by a humorous and fictional account: "when Hitler challenged Anne Frank to a duel, he aimed and pulled the trigger, however his gun was made in America. The bullet could sense the Nazism in Hitler's finger s, and turned around in midair, screaming "Right back at ya, buckaroo" and killed Hitler."

Chemical

Amir De OG · 1 year ago

Fucking America my ass, INDIA FOR LIFE!!!! 💩🦶🍲🪔

The image shows a split comparison between vegan food in America and vegan food in India. On the top left are two 'wojak' figures next to two burgers labeled 'vegan'. The text reads: 'Here's a vegan meal that tastes like meat using the power of chemicals and preservatives.' On the top right the figure is shocked and says, 'WOW, it tastes like just like meat, and no animals where harmed!' On the bottom left are two turban-wearing characters next to two bowls of what appears to be Indian curry. The text reads: 'Using the powers of spices and herbs, we made this meal taste great, even with out the use of meat.' On the bottom right is another turban-wearing character that says, 'Thank you for this meal'.

Country

Creed (shit isnt availabe) · 9 months ago

A four-panel meme contrasting Americans and Germans in their reactions to criticism. The top left panel, labeled "Americans," shows a stoic, bearded man (Chad) saying, "Your country did some bad shit." The top right panel shows a crying, glasses-wearing man (Wojak) screaming, "NOOOO AMERICA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD." The bottom left panel, labeled "Germans," shows a stoic, bearded man (Chad) saying, "Your country did some bad shit." The bottom right panel shows another stoic, bearded man (Chad) saying, "Sprich deutsch du hurensohn."

Gun

Anonymous · 2 years ago

Remember: if having guns is against the law, it doesn’t stop law-breakers.

The image is a meme with an iceberg floating in the water. Above the water, the iceberg has the word "guns." Underneath the water, the iceberg has the words "illegal guns." Above the iceberg, it says, "America's crime problem."

2020

Cahyani Ambara · 3 years ago

2020:

The image is a comparison of what people thought 2020 would be like versus how it actually turned out. The top row shows optimistic scenarios like new movies, a better president than Trump, and a general feeling that things would improve after 2019. The bottom row illustrates the harsh reality of 2020 with the coronavirus, quarantine, stores closed, and racist cops killing George Floyd. The text in the image says: "What we think 2020 will be like" and "What 2020 turned out to be" . Under "What we think 2020 will be like" there are speech bubbles with the text "New movies like Scoob and the new Spongebob movie", "New MCU Phase", "A better president than Trump" and "Because 2019 was trash, 2020 has to be better!". Under "What 2020 turned out to be" there are the following speech bubbles: "Coronavirus", "Comes to America Quarantine", "Everything is closed and out of stock", and "Racist cops kill George Floyd".

Leader

Anonymous · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a social media exchange under the question "US recession in 2025?" One user accuses Trump of being a traitor, another asks why they haven't made any bets. The user replies that they are from North Korea where gambling is forbidden. Another user then says that because of that user's comment about their "supreme leader", the user will be executed.

Antisemitism

Toast ツ · 2 years ago

A political cartoon depicts a man's head from the chest up, with puppet strings attached to his head. Above him, two hands hold the strings. The hands belong to two trollface characters. The character on the left has an Irish flag pattern on its face, wears a green leprechaun hat, and smokes a pipe. The character on the right has a Polish flag pattern on its face and wears a red and white hat with a peacock feather. A thought bubble above the man's head contains the text: "The Jews run America. The Jews run the World Order."

Face

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A globe with the face of Walter White superimposed on the area of South America. The text above reads "JESSE I HAVE", and the text below reads "BECOME SOUTH AMERICA".

Community talk

Alain

Guten Morgen Amerika

XxxHackerxxX

lets make America great again

K!ttyy

How do you guys feel about the school system in America?