300+ Best America Jokes - Page 17 - Worst Jokes Ever

Tree

2 views · Anonymous · 6 years ago

"Emmy and Thomas sitting in a tree."

Country

Anonymous · 7 years ago

What does America say?

A-marry-ca!

Marvel movie

26 views · pande · 2 years ago

Me and Who?

A cartoon drawing shows a woman and a man lying in bed, snuggled up and facing a wall. On the wall is a poster with the text: MARVEL VIEWING ORDER. The poster shows an ordered list of Marvel movies.

Friend

3 views · chkn nuget dino · 7 years ago

What do you call a best friend that smokes weed?

A pothead. Just because he's your friend, you don't have to support his poor decisions. Jeez, what has America come to?

Donald Trump

124 views · Anonominimous · 7 years ago

"Bippity Boppity Boo, Donald Trump is gonna deport you!"

Sandy Hook

20 views · Anonymous · 7 years ago

Sandy Hook is my favorite holiday.

NASA

5 views · Anonymous · 7 years ago

NASA = Not Africa North America. That's what NASA stands for.

Student

12 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

Three columns of images. The first column shows an image of Spongebob with a smiling expression. Below it is the American flag. The second column shows Spongebob with blood and scratches on his head and face. Below it is the British flag. The third column shows Spongebob with a smiling expression. Below it is the Icelandic flag. The text "Students" is at the top of each column.

Ohio

10 views · 9ddytwasdfcgvhbjk65e4w35s4e6drtyiuopuy6 · 3 years ago

Ohio smh

A news graphic shows the United States map completely filled in by the state of Ohio. The headline reads "Ohio took over America". There is a small text at the bottom that reads "Oh god oh f**k they're getting stronger says Canada."

Cause Of Death

68 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a Google search result for "adolf hitler cause of death". The result states "Suicide" followed by a humorous and fictional account: "when Hitler challenged Anne Frank to a duel, he aimed and pulled the trigger, however his gun was made in America. The bullet could sense the Nazism in Hitler's finger s, and turned around in midair, screaming "Right back at ya, buckaroo" and killed Hitler."

Civil War

12 views · Wade · 1 year ago

A three-panel image. The first panel shows Captain America looking confused with the text "ME" above him. The second panel shows Iron Man looking serious with the text "MYSELF" above him. The third panel shows a poster for the movie "Captain America Civil War" with the text "MAY 6, 2016".

Country

20 views · Creed (shit isnt availabe) · 6 months ago

A four-panel meme contrasting Americans and Germans in their reactions to criticism. The top left panel, labeled "Americans," shows a stoic, bearded man (Chad) saying, "Your country did some bad shit." The top right panel shows a crying, glasses-wearing man (Wojak) screaming, "NOOOO AMERICA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD." The bottom left panel, labeled "Germans," shows a stoic, bearded man (Chad) saying, "Your country did some bad shit." The bottom right panel shows another stoic, bearded man (Chad) saying, "Sprich deutsch du hurensohn."

Chemical

21 views · Amir De OG · 1 year ago

Fucking America my ass, INDIA FOR LIFE!!!! 💩🦶🍲🪔

The image shows a split comparison between vegan food in America and vegan food in India. On the top left are two 'wojak' figures next to two burgers labeled 'vegan'. The text reads: 'Here's a vegan meal that tastes like meat using the power of chemicals and preservatives.' On the top right the figure is shocked and says, 'WOW, it tastes like just like meat, and no animals where harmed!' On the bottom left are two turban-wearing characters next to two bowls of what appears to be Indian curry. The text reads: 'Using the powers of spices and herbs, we made this meal taste great, even with out the use of meat.' On the bottom right is another turban-wearing character that says, 'Thank you for this meal'.

Gun

1 view · Anonymous · 1 year ago

Remember: if having guns is against the law, it doesn’t stop law-breakers.

The image is a meme with an iceberg floating in the water. Above the water, the iceberg has the word "guns." Underneath the water, the iceberg has the words "illegal guns." Above the iceberg, it says, "America's crime problem."

2020

236 views · Cahyani Ambara · 3 years ago

2020:

The image is a comparison of what people thought 2020 would be like versus how it actually turned out. The top row shows optimistic scenarios like new movies, a better president than Trump, and a general feeling that things would improve after 2019. The bottom row illustrates the harsh reality of 2020 with the coronavirus, quarantine, stores closed, and racist cops killing George Floyd. The text in the image says: "What we think 2020 will be like" and "What 2020 turned out to be" . Under "What we think 2020 will be like" there are speech bubbles with the text "New movies like Scoob and the new Spongebob movie", "New MCU Phase", "A better president than Trump" and "Because 2019 was trash, 2020 has to be better!". Under "What 2020 turned out to be" there are the following speech bubbles: "Coronavirus", "Comes to America Quarantine", "Everything is closed and out of stock", and "Racist cops kill George Floyd".

Leader

12 views · Anonymous · 11 months ago

A screenshot of a social media exchange under the question "US recession in 2025?" One user accuses Trump of being a traitor, another asks why they haven't made any bets. The user replies that they are from North Korea where gambling is forbidden. Another user then says that because of that user's comment about their "supreme leader", the user will be executed.

Alpha male

29 views · Heroin Monkey · 5 months ago

"irresistible to women"

A screenshot of a Twitter post by a user named "Richard Strocher". The tweet text says: "We are the republicans your parents warned you about. We're smart, irresistible to women, and most importantly we're total alpha males. We are the future whether you like it or not. Stay mad!". Below the text, there is a collage of three images showing different young, white men. The man on the left is smiling, wearing a suit and red tie, with the White House in the background. The man in the top right is also smiling, wearing a suit, against a blurry background. The man in the bottom right has a somewhat broader face, a slight smile, and is shown in front of an American flag.

Sigma

5 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a Google search page for "sigma". The results are encircled and connected by lines to multiple images of Patrick Bateman.

Face

2 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A globe with the face of Walter White superimposed on the area of South America. The text above reads "JESSE I HAVE", and the text below reads "BECOME SOUTH AMERICA".

Antisemitism

22 views · Toast ツ · 1 year ago

A political cartoon depicts a man's head from the chest up, with puppet strings attached to his head. Above him, two hands hold the strings. The hands belong to two trollface characters. The character on the left has an Irish flag pattern on its face, wears a green leprechaun hat, and smokes a pipe. The character on the right has a Polish flag pattern on its face and wears a red and white hat with a peacock feather. A thought bubble above the man's head contains the text: "The Jews run America. The Jews run the World Order."

Community talk

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lets make America great again

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How do you guys feel about the school system in America?

The Defector

Dear Sarah,

Your last comment was 3 days ago. You use your phone about 3-4 hours daily. You have a boyfriend, and possibly are in the field of medicine, although I can't be sure. You're right handed. (By "possibly" in the field of medicine I mean you don't seem to be in it yet, but you may be working towards it.) Ok, so you're definitely not in the field yet and are most likely in high school. You like horror, and y… Read more