America jokes
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
What’s the difference from me and a gay person? You.
In America, you catch Pikachu. In Soviet Russia, Pikachu catches you.
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA and the other is USB! 😂😂😂
My life.
Memes
Why is America not good at Clash Royale? Answer: They lost 2 towers! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Why do people call Americans excessive?"
"It was probably because of WWII."
"Oh, you mean the war where America responded to the destruction of several ships and a harbor and the deaths of a little over a thousand by completely flattening two cities and killing hundreds of thousands of people?"
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!
America and UK are a joke.
America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."
Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"
"North America, best America."
England: No towers?
America: No queen?
England: Remember 1812?
America: No tea?
White people: *come to America, meet natives and take food, kill them, rape them, and enslave them.*
Natives: Can y-
White people: Hey, you remember all that horrible sh*t we did to you? Let's have a good laugh about it over dinner with your buddies and my new wives.
Nobody:
The Vietcong when America lands on their beaches:
tReE pOwErS aCtIvAtE!
Why is America the fastest readers?
They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.
I made an AR that shoots boo boo bullets. It does poison time 10x damage. You have a very good chance of getting STD. Very good AR. Going for 100,000. Email: EatandDrinkbouls@gmail.com
As the coronavirus pandemic strengthens...
Trump - "Quick, inject yourselves with bleach!"
Also Trump - "I order everyone in America to wear a face mask except for me!"
There are 3 men: an American, a French, and an Italian who have to take a trip and take the plane.
The American puts his hand out the window and says: "We are in America, I touched the Statue of Liberty." The French says: "We are in France, I touched the Eiffel Tower." The Italian says: "We are in Italy, I touched the garbage!"