America jokes
America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."
Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"
What is the best whey to make friends with an American boy, you bunch?
Why do Americans suck at chess?.......... They already lost two towers.
What's America's best class?
Gun 101.
Kamala Harris is so ugly that Joe Biden is shaking hands with invisible people!
Necrophilia in Alabama is fun for the whole family, even grandma.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Why don't Amish people water ski?
Because their horses would drown.
Hello, America!
Why are Mexicans so bad in the Olympics?
Because all the ones that can run, jump, and swim live in America.
Two fish walked into a wall. One said to the other, "Dam!"
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
North Korea and the Martians were fighting about who was going to reach Venus first.
Trump steps in and says, "That doesn't matter, America is going to land on the sun first."
The Martians and North Korea said, "You can't land on the sun, it's too hot and you will die."
Trump said his brilliant plan, "America is going to land there at night."
Why do fat cows eat fat cows? Because I wrote this in America.
Why did Bob fall off the swing while playing? Because he had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
Not Bob.
I swear, in America, one school shooter can take good care of hundreds of kids, but hundreds of soldiers can't even win a war. Might as well send all your school shooters over there.
An American walks into an Afghan bar. Joke, Afghanistan doesn't have bars because of the Taliban.
America once was known as an Obama nation. Now we're known as an abomination.
I entered 10 puns in a pun contest, hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did.
Why is 1 equal to 22?
4 is too busy and one has the 21s to 4!