America

America jokes

President

    • What is the difference between the President of Ukraine and the President of the United States?

    The President of Ukraine is a comedian, and the President of the United States is a joke!

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    • Self-defense

    • Australian says to American: why do you have such bad gun laws?

    American: Self defense.

    Australian: Self defense against 50 innocent children?

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    • Swing

    • Why did Bob fall off the swing while playing? Because he had no arms.

    Knock, knock. Who's there?

    Not Bob.

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    • Friend

    • So I was on a Discord call the other day, and one of my friends, an American buddy, joined, and we had a conversation.

    Until they said: "When did pounds change to quid?"

    And I said: "They're the exact same thing."

    Then they said: "But when did it happen?"

    So I said: "When did school change to shooting range?"

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    • America memes

    Idiot

    • Everyone's always saying they're so worried about America's big button, the one that controls all the nuclear power. I'm not worried about that... I'm worried about the idiot on the end of it.

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    • Hillary

    • If Hillary and Biden got locked in a room together, all they would talk about is how to ruin America and make a plan to steal children.

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    • CPR

    • I was drinking a martini when a waitress yelled, "Do you know CPR?"

    I replied, "I know the entire alphabet!" We all laughed and laughed, well, except one person.