Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?
Because they always get a hole in one!
I always press the stop button to see you
who makes more money a drug dealer or a prostitute? A prostitute, because she can always wash her crack, and sell it again.
A skeleton decided to become an assassin He was always skull-king around
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie? It's always someone you know.
Why doesn't George Washington carry his ID? Because he knows he can always ask for a quarter.
Whats the difference between a boy and girl,a boy always carry an average 5in do not enter cine.
Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
Why can lesbians not drive cars?
They always strap the wrong thing on.
There is someone in my class named Henry Rocket Rueben, and he always says he rockets into my mom.
Whats the difference between an apple and an orphan, one is always picked.
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it I have always wanted to see porn, to bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.
Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play trash is always in your way. LOL
Why is the sand always pissed of?
Because the sand never waves back!
I like men like I like money, always getting lost under my bed.
What does a student always get on an alphabet test?A!
I always knew that Maranda sings was orbiting Uranus
Like, if you hate wearing a mask.
Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without there mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I relise, that I can see all there face!
True story by the way
