Always jokes
At weddings my mom always tells me I’m next. So I say the same to her, at funerals.
I always enjoy family reunions.
It's always a good time meeting up with my exes.
I forgot my lucky egg! It always gives me an eggcellent amount of luck!
I used to be a banker but I lost interest.
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.
Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired).
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had FLOW-ZEN.
Always that kid :
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
What is one question on a tech test you should always ask before getting down?
What in the Robot!?
Latias is red.
Latios is blue.
You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.
A little girl said to her mom, "Mom, my butt's cracked, kiss it, kiss it!" Her mom said, "Sweetie, shut up, it's always been there!" Then her daughter died 'cause of her melodramaticness.
What kind of instrument is always having to go potty?
A pee-ano/piano.
There was always that one specific person you thought ruined your life, but it turns out your life has always been ruined by you being in it.
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
An orphan is like marriage. The kid is always the reason for divorce. The kid is always the reason for his parents leaving him.
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
Louis Armstrong and Tork Poettschke go for a walk.
One says to the other, "My wife always says that icke is no worse than the other men."
"How many men does your wife have?"
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always stick together!
A mom and her two children were eating at a place while playing trivia when she asked what does AIDS stand for? Her son Dallyn has no idea, but her daughter Emberlee, who has always been a little odd, says, "An Intentional Disease." Her brother and mom just stared!
I was always poked and told at weddings your next... So I went to funerals and poked them and said your next.....
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat.