Always jokes
It's always the little things that make us laugh.
Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?
Because their balls have holes in them.
Why is the number 10 always scared?
Answer: He’s in the middle of 9/11.
Why does Aaron always look depressed? Because his grandma's dead.
Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).
1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.
3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.
4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.
5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."
7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.
8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the Rhyme Bus.
Why do 911 jokes always fail?
They always crash and burn!
I’ve always been a bit insecure about having thicker thighs.
Now I realize it allows me to fit more scars!
I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again, but if life is a labyrinth, I'd always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favorite...
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.
Schools in the hood are kind of the same thing. I always seem to get shot.
I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. -- I'm not really a mourning person.
Coworker, why is Sara so blue?
Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you with your husband together out of love. You better watch out dear, she might "saraorize" him, with her crooked teeth and ultra-thin lips.
Always practice safe sex: paint an X on the sheep that kick.
When I get home from school, I always lay on my floor crying and wishing I was dead.
Why does the pimp always use job fairs as a way of recruiting new hoes?
He always gets a great turnout.
I give props to pedophiles.
They always go slow in the school zones.
Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?
Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.
My friend Richard is always bullying all the little kids in the neighborhood. He is such a dick.