Always jokes

I forgot my lucky egg! It always gives me an eggcellent amount of luck!

My grandma always loved to craft clothing. She dyed last week.

Why are orphans always so successful? Because when they're told "go big or go home," they only have one option.

A hand is always sad when it sees a dick is going inside.

My friend Richard is always bullying all the little kids in the neighborhood. He is such a dick.

I have to say my humor isn't the best, but I'll give this a go.

My science teacher always reminded us about kilometers per second. Now I want to kilometer per second.

You know those credit card inserters at Walgreens? I want to insert my credit card on my wrist.

I'll shut up now.

Gwen-Kind-Positive-Lends a Helping Hand- Stops Bullies- Does Most Helpful Work.

Addison Banks- Positive Voicing-Stops Hurtful Words.

ALYA-Powerful in Thought- Helps- But Sadly Is Gone.

Prince-Always Backed Up Gwen- But Sadly Is Gone Too.

Watersharky-Helps When Needed-Backs Up Anyone- Curses When Needed- Helps People Through Depression.

These Are The Legends, There Are More Out There You Could Be One Too Just Lend a Helping Hand.

One day my sister was making hotdogs. My sister asked me if I wanted some. I said no. Then my sister asked my friend, and he always said no.

Then my sister said I have to eat it plain with no flavor. We have no ketchup, mustard, or onions. My friend said I got something to give it flavor. My sister said, "Okay."

My sister left the kitchen to get something. I asked my friend what are you going to do. Then he took the hotdog bread, opened it, and ran his penis all around it, and put some white cream that came out of his penis. I put the hotdogs on the bread. Then my sister came back and put hotdogs on the hotdog bread. I told my sister the hotdogs are ready. She ate them. I asked how were the hotdogs. My sister said, "I don’t know what flavor is this, but it is very tasty."

It ain't always having erectile dysfunction, but it sure as hell ain't hard.

You know why Elmer Fudd always came out hunting rabbits in the woods? Because Bugs Bunny would not stop flirting with his girlfriend.

Why does Trump always ensure he has a second pair of pants with him every weekend?

In case he gets a hole in one.

Why does the wind always blow from the "West" in Washington State?

Answer: Because IDAHO SUCKS!

Why do disabled people make good golfers?

Because they're always handicapped.

A man is telling his story to someone. "My friends always said that they would kill me if I wore Gucci or Supreme. On April 1st, I wore both and conversed with them."

"Interesting."

"That's the story of how I got to the morgue," he says to The Gatekeeper of Heaven.

Spanish is difficult. When my mom gives me food, she says "toma," and that's drink in English, so I always drink my food.

My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.

Me: So you're gonna leave me again?

Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’.

What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.

Men and depression have something in common; they’re always talking.

Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?

Because so he does not have a home button.