My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure.
About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him, "Bitches always come and go." He looked at me kinda mad, kinda confused, and said, "That’s my mom, dude."
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
BlessedBrian is always stupid, but he’s been making a SPECIAL EFFORT recently.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills)
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?
Because they always get a hole in one!
Why do cantaloupes always get married in the church?
'Cause they can't elope.
I always press the stop button to see you.
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
