Always jokes
Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.
A skeleton decided to become an assassin.
He was always skull-king around!
I always knew that Maranda Sings was orbiting Uranus.
Why is the sand always pissed off?
Because the sand never waves back!
Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL
Memes
What does a student always get on an alphabet test?
A!
Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One is always picked.
Like, if you hate wearing a mask.
Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!
True story by the way.
Who makes more money, a drug dealer or a prostitute?
A prostitute, because she can always wash her crack and sell it again.
You went the wrong way. Always choose the right path.
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
There is someone in my class named Henry Rocket Rueben, and he always says he rockets into my mom.
I always press the stop button to see you.
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(