Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT
Why does a deaf kid always like football he gets signed
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills)
My father told me to always carry a womens bag but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped moms bag when we went parachuting. :(
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
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Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had MAD FLOW
About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him bitches always come and go. He’ll looked to me kinda mad kinda confused and said that’s my mom dude
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of RHYME and REASON
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES
