Always jokes
My grandma always said, "Slow and steady wins the race."
She died in a fire.
Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind?
Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.
Friend: What was the first?
Me: They- they weren't always orphans.
Friend: O-O
Mufasa is proof that cats don't always land on their feet.
Why do the cheetahs always beat you? Because they beet-ah.
Remember when Calvin wanted to commit a school shooting?
I know a lot of people hate tapeworms, but they will always have a special place in my heart.
Here are some skeleton jokes.
You know the average person tries too hard and works himself to the bone.
If that joke didn't tickle your funny bone, I can give you a real humorous joke.
I used to play the trumpet, now I play the xylo-bone.
I'm always happy; nothing gets under my skin.
I made you some turkey for lunch. Bone appetit!
I'm glad I had you; I'm no longer bonely.
I've got a skele-ton of more jokes, but I'm just giving you one more.
Did you hear about the skeleton ninja? He was very skullful (skillful)!
I'm always willing to go down on a handicapped girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁
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Name: Kylian Fraudbappe Missing: 28/6/2021 vs Switzerland Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty".
Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, Parc des Princes, Paris.
Last seen: Manuel Akanji’s back pocket.
A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful.
Why are corners so hot?
They are always 90 degrees.
The mailman came to drop the mail off.
Me (son): I went and told my mommy that daddy is home.
Mommy tells me, "You got no daddy."
Then I say, "I hear you always call the mailman daddy."
Why you always in a mood?
Why do people with Down syndrome always look funny?
It’s their funny face.
I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
Answer: The future.
"I hate going to weddings, because the old lady next to you always whispers in your ear, 'You're next.' So I started doing the same to them at funerals, 'You're next.'"
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
Why are eggs bad at puns?
They always mix up their yolks!