Why don’t asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s”
Once a mustang always a mustang-mr Shaw
Why do Emo's always wear black like ninja's? Because there're always cutting
I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend enyaw . I cba with jokes basically me and enyaw always scissor
We split because she used always say I never listen, or something like that
The mailman daddy to drop the mail off. Me ( son ) I and tell my mommy daddy home. Mommy tells me you got no daddy, then I say I hear you always call the mailman daddy.
why do trees always gotta leave me hanging
what do you call dude that is always high and gets higher then everyone else in the family the alpha pot head
My 3 year old sister kept saying i like your cut g everytime she does i dodge and close my eyes but she's the one who always end up running
Myq sister told only onions make you u cry so i alway hit her back when she hit me but i hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.
do you have a sunburn or you just always this hot
in what city do you always loose your mum Mumbai
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Why do people who get shot in the head always becomes therapists?
They are more open-minded.
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Feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
Why are most vacuums gay? They’re always coming out of the closet
why is a brick always hard, because the indians played with it enough
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What’s the worst thing about being suicidal? The school shooter will always spare you.
