Girls are like blackjack.
I always want 21 but end up hitting on 14.
Whenever I order coffee, I always get the depresso with extra depresso sauce.
What is the difference between a woman and ice? The ice always comes back.
Do you have a sunburn, or are you just always this hot?
Step on your small sister's foot, she will always open her mouth like a dustbin.
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:
roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.
I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend Enyaw. I cba with jokes basically me and Enyaw always scissor.
Why do people who get shot in the head always become therapists?
They are more open-minded.
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”
My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.
We split because she would always say I never listen, or something like that.
I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
Why do trees always gotta leave me hanging?
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
The mailman came to drop the mail off.
Me (son): I went and told my mommy that daddy is home.
Mommy tells me, "You got no daddy."
Then I say, "I hear you always call the mailman daddy."
Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
