Always jokes
I know a lot of people hate tapeworms, but they will always have a special place in my heart.
What’s the difference between milk and the air?
At least the air will always be there for me.
Why is the older brother's kid brother that has autism always performing fellatio on his older brother?
Because he wants to find out how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
Judge to the defendant: "Defendant, do you have a criminal record?"
"No."
"Have you always been honest?"
"No, never been caught!"
I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch.
I just cut everyone.
I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.
Why do emo kids hate high fives?
They’re always left hanging.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and the devil?
The devil always has horns... not just around children.
A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure.
One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four."
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
Chinese always proud of their principle in business.
The fact is only products they copy that go international, except for COVID.
Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."
If your house is cold, just stand in the corner. It's always 90 degrees there.
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!
Why are black men's eyes always red after sex?
From the mace.
A man tried to tame a horse, but always failed. The news spread around town that this man couldn’t tame one single horse.
One day, the man went to a bar, where a fairly old man sat next to him. “Well partner!” He began. “I guess your dream horse is more of a NIGHT-MARE!”
What's the difference between a mother and a father? The mother always comes back from the shop.