Always jokes

I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.

I hate orange, but that always juice back.

When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.

Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.

Why is a brick always hard? Because he seen the brick that was getting laid right next to him.

I think I am a boomerang because I always come back to you.

Virgos are always virgins to age 17... Just saying.

Why are corners so hot?

They are always 90 degrees.

Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.

A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.

Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?

A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.

What Pokémon is always disappointed? Wynaut.

Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?

Because their balls have holes in them.

Why can’t you trust an emo kid?

'Cause they always leave you hanging.

I used to have a phobia of pogo sticks. Those things always made me jump.

Why is the sea salty? Because it is always blue.

There is a similarity between my wallet and an onion.

They always make me cry.

"Don't sneeze!"

Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends, I would always tell them, "Don't sneeze!" and when I did, they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed, we laughed even harder.

Also,

"It dangles and swung!"

Language art quizzes are the best.

I love stairs. They always bring me up.

I’m enyaw and I fancy my PE teacher. She is called Kelly Pearce and I go to Beckfoot Oakbank. I always watch her because I am a creep. I live at school under the stairs, but I also try [to] follow her home, and if I'm unsuccessful I look her up on a dodgy website and go on Google maps and look at her door.