Always jokes

Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.

Why is a brick always hard? Because he seen the brick that was getting laid right next to him.

I love stairs. They always bring me up.

I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.

What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.

You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"

If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?

The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.

I hate orange, but that always juice back.

I don't like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn.

Virgos are always virgins to age 17... Just saying.

I used to have a phobia of pogo sticks. Those things always made me jump.

I think I am a boomerang because I always come back to you.

Why can’t you trust an emo kid?

'Cause they always leave you hanging.

Why is the sea salty? Because it is always blue.

"Don't sneeze!"

Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends, I would always tell them, "Don't sneeze!" and when I did, they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed, we laughed even harder.

Also,

"It dangles and swung!"

Language art quizzes are the best.

There is a similarity between my wallet and an onion.

They always make me cry.

Why are graveyards so popular? Because people are always dying to get into them.

I don’t like stairs. They are always up to something.

Chinese always proud of their principle in business.

The fact is only products they copy that go international, except for COVID.

What Pokémon is always disappointed? Wynaut.