Always jokes

If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?

The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.

You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"

I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.

I don't like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn.

I have always been scared of stairs; they're always up to something.

Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?

They always hang around.

I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.

I hate orange, but that always juice back.

What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?

Her dad always comes back.

When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.

Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.

Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?

Because she always gets a Royal flush!

Virgos are always virgins to age 17... Just saying.

Why is a brick always hard? Because he seen the brick that was getting laid right next to him.

Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.

I used to have a phobia of pogo sticks. Those things always made me jump.

I think I am a boomerang because I always come back to you.

Why can’t you trust an emo kid?

'Cause they always leave you hanging.

"Don't sneeze!"

Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends, I would always tell them, "Don't sneeze!" and when I did, they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed, we laughed even harder.

Also,

"It dangles and swung!"

Language art quizzes are the best.

I love stairs. They always bring me up.