Always jokes

Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?

Because she always gets a Royal flush!

What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?

Her dad always comes back.

When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.

I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.

I hate orange, but that always juice back.

I used to have a phobia of pogo sticks. Those things always made me jump.

I think I am a boomerang because I always come back to you.

Why can’t you trust an emo kid?

'Cause they always leave you hanging.

There is a similarity between my wallet and an onion.

They always make me cry.

Why is the sea salty? Because it is always blue.

"Don't sneeze!"

Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends, I would always tell them, "Don't sneeze!" and when I did, they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed, we laughed even harder.

Also,

"It dangles and swung!"

Language art quizzes are the best.

I love stairs. They always bring me up.

It's always the little things that make us laugh.

I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch.

I just cut everyone.

Judge to the defendant: "Defendant, do you have a criminal record?"

"No."

"Have you always been honest?"

"No, never been caught!"

My grandma always looks at me when we go to a wedding and says, "You’re next!"

When we attend a funeral, I say, "You’re next!"

I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouths.

Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that always comes out of your mouth?

I’m enyaw and I fancy my PE teacher. She is called Kelly Pearce and I go to Beckfoot Oakbank. I always watch her because I am a creep. I live at school under the stairs, but I also try [to] follow her home, and if I'm unsuccessful I look her up on a dodgy website and go on Google maps and look at her door.

Why is the cheetah so bad at hide-n-seek? Because every time she hides, she will always [be] spotted.