OWWWWWWWWWWW I JUST GOT A CUT ON MY BUTT, oh wait that’s always been there.
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it?
The salad could be dressing!
Schools in the hood are kind of the same thing I always seem to get shot
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they always return.
I tell short people to reach for the stars
They are always a bit short of reach
Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?
Because he’s always on the webcast.
All real chemists knows that alcohol is always a solution. I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.
I always feel better when my doctor says something is normal for my age but then think dying will also be normal for my age at some point.
What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class.
"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year couldn't you"
do you know why i dont like stairs.....they are always UP TO SOMETHIG#dadjokes
you know why they call her wonder woman? She's always wonder where she parked her invisible jet
Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny... They never get old
What store does an orphan always get kicked out of? Home depot
why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanige? Because he want to get money to buy a familly since they wolnt buy him.
Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.