Always jokes

You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"

Why are graveyards so popular? Because people are always dying to get into them.

I don’t like stairs. They are always up to something.

A little girl said to her mom, "Mom, my butt's cracked, kiss it, kiss it!" Her mom said, "Sweetie, shut up, it's always been there!" Then her daughter died 'cause of her melodramaticness.

I hate orange, but that always juice back.

What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?

Her dad always comes back.

I have always been scared of stairs; they're always up to something.

I don't like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn.

When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.

I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.

Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.

Why is a brick always hard? Because he seen the brick that was getting laid right next to him.

Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?

They always hang around.

Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.

Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?

Because she always gets a Royal flush!

Virgos are always virgins to age 17... Just saying.

Why can’t you trust an emo kid?

'Cause they always leave you hanging.

I used to have a phobia of pogo sticks. Those things always made me jump.

I think I am a boomerang because I always come back to you.

Why is the sea salty? Because it is always blue.