Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it?
The salad could be dressing!
Schools in the hood are kind of the same thing I always seem to get shot
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they always return.
One day a rooster fell into a swimming pool and a cat laughed. And the moral of the story? A wet cock can always satisfy a pussy.
Hey everyone im back bc im sinking back towards depression bc my sister is rly being a bitch and my parents always side with her and the stress over online school is just getting overwhelming and im seriously considering hanging myself to end it all bc the pain is just... terrible and i feel like im not worth life
So a lady was walking down the street with two bags and one of the bags was leaking $100 bills and a cop pulls up and he says “ma’am ma’am your bag is leaking hundred dollar bills” then she says “Oh thank you I wonder how long that’s been going on” and the cop says “ before I help you may I ask why your bag is leaking $100 bill” and the Lady says “OK I’ll tell you so I live next to a stadium and I have this beautiful rose garden but he’s dumb teenagers always try and pee on the rosebushes so they stick their junk through the fence and I grabbed your junk I said $100 dollars or its coming off” the cop says “oh OK well what’s the other bag for” and she says well not all of them want to give me $100.
I tell short people to reach for the stars
They are always a bit short of reach
Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?
Because he’s always on the webcast.
All real chemists knows that alcohol is always a solution. I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.
I always feel better when my doctor says something is normal for my age but then think dying will also be normal for my age at some point.
What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class.
"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year couldn't you"
do you know why i dont like stairs.....they are always UP TO SOMETHIG#dadjokes
you know why they call her wonder woman? She's always wonder where she parked her invisible jet
Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny... They never get old
What store does an orphan always get kicked out of? Home depot
why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanige? Because he want to get money to buy a familly since they wolnt buy him.
why do orphins always come back becauces i love cock
Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone ask?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Never trust stairs, they're always up to something.
