Always jokes
I don't like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn.
I have always been scared of stairs; they're always up to something.
You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"
A little girl said to her mom, "Mom, my butt's cracked, kiss it, kiss it!" Her mom said, "Sweetie, shut up, it's always been there!" Then her daughter died 'cause of her melodramaticness.
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
Memes
Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?
Her dad always comes back.
When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.
I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.
I hate orange, but that always juice back.
I used to have a phobia of pogo sticks. Those things always made me jump.
I think I am a boomerang because I always come back to you.
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
There is a similarity between my wallet and an onion.
They always make me cry.
Why is the sea salty? Because it is always blue.
"Don't sneeze!"
Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends, I would always tell them, "Don't sneeze!" and when I did, they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed, we laughed even harder.
Also,
"It dangles and swung!"
Language art quizzes are the best.
I love stairs. They always bring me up.
I’m enyaw and I fancy my PE teacher. She is called Kelly Pearce and I go to Beckfoot Oakbank. I always watch her because I am a creep. I live at school under the stairs, but I also try [to] follow her home, and if I'm unsuccessful I look her up on a dodgy website and go on Google maps and look at her door.
Why is the cheetah so bad at hide-n-seek? Because every time she hides, she will always [be] spotted.