Always jokes
Why do emo kids hate high fives?
They’re always left hanging.
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting.
What’s the difference between milk and the air?
At least the air will always be there for me.
A man tried to tame a horse, but always failed. The news spread around town that this man couldn’t tame one single horse.
One day, the man went to a bar, where a fairly old man sat next to him. “Well partner!” He began. “I guess your dream horse is more of a NIGHT-MARE!”
A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure.
One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four."
Memes
That do be me though
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
Why are black men's eyes always red after sex?
From the mace.
If your house is cold, just stand in the corner. It's always 90 degrees there.
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!
Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!
Chinese always proud of their principle in business.
The fact is only products they copy that go international, except for COVID.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and the devil?
The devil always has horns... not just around children.
What's the difference between a mother and a father? The mother always comes back from the shop.
Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?
Because their balls have holes in them.
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
Why is a brick always hard? Because he seen the brick that was getting laid right next to him.
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
Virgos are always virgins to age 17... Just saying.
What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.