Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
I have always been scared of stairs; they're always up to something.
You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"
What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.
If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.
I hate orange, but that always juice back.
I don't like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn.
I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.
I used to have a phobia of pogo sticks. Those things always made me jump.
Virgos are always virgins to age 17... Just saying.
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
Why is a brick always hard? Because he seen the brick that was getting laid right next to him.
I think I am a boomerang because I always come back to you.
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
There is a similarity between my wallet and an onion.
They always make me cry.
Why is the sea salty? Because it is always blue.
I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouths.
It's always the little things that make us laugh.
If your house is cold, just stand in the corner. It's always 90 degrees there.
My grandma always looks at me when we go to a wedding and says, "You’re next!"
When we attend a funeral, I say, "You’re next!"
