Always jokes

If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?

The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.

I have always been scared of stairs; they're always up to something.

I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.

You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"

I hate orange, but that always juice back.

I don't like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn.

A little girl said to her mom, "Mom, my butt's cracked, kiss it, kiss it!" Her mom said, "Sweetie, shut up, it's always been there!" Then her daughter died 'cause of her melodramaticness.

Why is a brick always hard? Because he seen the brick that was getting laid right next to him.

Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.

What Pokémon is always disappointed? Wynaut.

Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?

Because their balls have holes in them.

Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?

A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.

Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.

A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.

Why are corners so hot?

They are always 90 degrees.

Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?

They always hang around.

I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.

What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?

Her dad always comes back.

When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.

Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?

Because she always gets a Royal flush!