Always jokes
Why are eggs bad at puns?
They always mix up their yolks!
Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!
No matter how lonely you get, you have Explain Bear.
Explain Bear is always there for you.
What has 2 or 3 hands and is always right twice a day when it is broken?
A clock.
It's always the little things that make us laugh.
That do be me though
Judge to the defendant: "Defendant, do you have a criminal record?"
"No."
"Have you always been honest?"
"No, never been caught!"
I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouths.
My grandma always looks at me when we go to a wedding and says, "You’re next!"
When we attend a funeral, I say, "You’re next!"
Why are black men's eyes always red after sex?
From the mace.
If your house is cold, just stand in the corner. It's always 90 degrees there.
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting.
Why is the older brother's kid brother that has autism always performing fellatio on his older brother?
Because he wants to find out how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
Louis Armstrong and Tork Poettschke go for a walk.
One says to the other, "My wife always says that icke is no worse than the other men."
"How many men does your wife have?"
I knew a guy who would always claim he had a buddy with an IQ of 1.
It turns out he was just looking in the mirror.
Q. Why aren't midget jokes funny?
A. They always seem to punch down.
Why are priests so bad at racing? They are always in the 'little behind'.
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that always comes out of your mouth?
Chinese always proud of their principle in business.
The fact is only products they copy that go international, except for COVID.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and the devil?
The devil always has horns... not just around children.
What’s the difference between milk and the air?
At least the air will always be there for me.