I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.
What's the difference between a catholic priest and the devil?? The devil always has horns... not just around children
why do people hate math? they always get hungry while learning abot the pie chart
If ypu were to drop an emo & a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first
The leaf cuz the emo is always hanging
“Don’t sneeze”
Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends I would always tell them “Don’t sneeze” and when I did they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed we laughed even harder.
Also,
“It dangles and swung” Language art quizzes are the best
my dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls, hes the one that told me always aim for them, is that why i dont have a brother
I think am a boomerang because I always come back to you
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting
My grandma always looks at me when we go to a wedding and says you’re next When we attend aFuneral, I say you’re next
I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouth
If your house is cold, just stand in the corner. It’s always 90 degrees there.
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone ? His wheelchair always backs him up.
i don't like twin tower jokes they always tend to crash and burn
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS
Why are black men's eyes always red after sex?
From the mace
It's always the little things that makes us laugh
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball, they always eat the bat.
boy hairline is always in the back of his head and it shape like the check mark
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."
A little girl said to her mom "MOM MY BUTTS CRACKED KISS IT KISS IT"her mom said "sweetie SHUT UP ITS ALWAYS BEEN THERE" then her daughter died cuz of her melodramaticness.
