Always jokes

Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.

My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?

A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.

What Pokémon is always disappointed? Wynaut.

Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?

A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.

I have always been scared of stairs; they're always up to something.

You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"

What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.

If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?

The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.

I hate orange, but that always juice back.

I don't like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn.

I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.

I used to have a phobia of pogo sticks. Those things always made me jump.

Virgos are always virgins to age 17... Just saying.

Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.

Why is a brick always hard? Because he seen the brick that was getting laid right next to him.

I think I am a boomerang because I always come back to you.

Why can’t you trust an emo kid?

'Cause they always leave you hanging.

There is a similarity between my wallet and an onion.

They always make me cry.

Why is the sea salty? Because it is always blue.