Always jokes
I know a lot of people hate tapeworms, but they will always have a special place in my heart.
What’s the difference between milk and the air?
At least the air will always be there for me.
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!
If your house is cold, just stand in the corner. It's always 90 degrees there.
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."
Memes
Why does this always happen to me...
Why are black men's eyes always red after sex?
From the mace.
Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!
I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.
Why do emo kids hate high fives?
They’re always left hanging.
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
A man tried to tame a horse, but always failed. The news spread around town that this man couldn’t tame one single horse.
One day, the man went to a bar, where a fairly old man sat next to him. “Well partner!” He began. “I guess your dream horse is more of a NIGHT-MARE!”
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and the devil?
The devil always has horns... not just around children.
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
A little girl said to her mom, "Mom, my butt's cracked, kiss it, kiss it!" Her mom said, "Sweetie, shut up, it's always been there!" Then her daughter died 'cause of her melodramaticness.
No matter how lonely you get, you have Explain Bear.
Explain Bear is always there for you.
What has 2 or 3 hands and is always right twice a day when it is broken?
A clock.
A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure.
One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four."
Chinese always proud of their principle in business.
The fact is only products they copy that go international, except for COVID.