Always jokes
I've always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me.
That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.
Why do orphans always go to church? Because that’s the only place they could call someone "father."
Why are eggs bad at puns?
They always mix up their yolks!
A little girl said to her mom, "Mom, my butt's cracked, kiss it, kiss it!" Her mom said, "Sweetie, shut up, it's always been there!" Then her daughter died 'cause of her melodramaticness.
Remember when Calvin wanted to commit a school shooting?
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.
If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.
I have always been scared of stairs; they're always up to something.
I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
Why are corners so hot?
They are always 90 degrees.
You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"
Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?
Because their balls have holes in them.
What Pokémon is always disappointed? Wynaut.
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.
What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?
Her dad always comes back.