Always jokes

I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.

Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.

I am always high, welcome to bipolar disorder. LMAO. (Don't bother to like or comment, I just had to say this.)

My girlfriend calling me: I'm home alone ;)

Me: I know, you always are...

Why can't Heaven and Hell ever be one 2nd paradise?

Heaven always has 5-star reviews.

My family is lucky I was born so smart. Every time my Dad is struggling at work, he always turns to me when he needs to get ahead.

Why do orphans hate p*rn hub?

They always see a stepdad and stepsis.

What kind of veggie is always getting itself into a hard situation?

A pickle.

Why do melons always have big weddings?

Because they cantaloupe!

Why do basketball players hate gravity?

Because it's always bringing them down.

Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁

I was always told as a kid that I have to pick between being a programmer and an English teacher.

They said: you can't be a "pro-grammer nazi."

Why should you always wear rubber?

So you don’t leave DNA evidence.

House parties are like churches: there's always an underage kid getting fucked somewhere.

Why don’t rappers ever get lost?

They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.

Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?

Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!

People always often say to someone who are thinking about suicide that's the easy way out. Don't give up! All I say is I'm not giving up, just I'm giving in, and does it really seem like it's the easiest way out? I don't think so, it's probably the hardest if you ask me, or I would have done it already, but someone's got to do it.

I was always told I’m too small to ride, but every girl I’ve been with rated me a 9.5.

Guy 1: P-gay or T-gay?

Guy 2: P-gay sounds cooler.

Guy 1: Yeah me too. I don't like P-ewDiePie, always love T-series.

Guy 2: Omg what did i just say? I wasn't even knowing what were you talking about :<

Guy 1: Like I do care :$

Guy 3: But I do care :<

Guy 1: F*ck you.

Guy 3: Do it.

Guy 2: But you do care about me.

Guy 3: No.

Guy 2: F*ck you.

Guy 3: Do it.

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What is the difference between a retard and a zombie anyway?

They’re always hungry and shuffle around aimlessly, moaning... Oh, and it takes a bullet in the forehead to put them both down.

Uh!!!