Always jokes
Why do orphans always get an iPhone X?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.
Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.
I am always high, welcome to bipolar disorder. LMAO. (Don't bother to like or comment, I just had to say this.)
Memes
Always the kid who acts gay
My girlfriend calling me: I'm home alone ;)
Me: I know, you always are...
Why can't Heaven and Hell ever be one 2nd paradise?
Heaven always has 5-star reviews.
My family is lucky I was born so smart. Every time my Dad is struggling at work, he always turns to me when he needs to get ahead.
Why do orphans hate p*rn hub?
They always see a stepdad and stepsis.
What kind of veggie is always getting itself into a hard situation?
A pickle.
Why do melons always have big weddings?
Because they cantaloupe!
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.
Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁
I was always told as a kid that I have to pick between being a programmer and an English teacher.
They said: you can't be a "pro-grammer nazi."
Why should you always wear rubber?
So you don’t leave DNA evidence.
House parties are like churches: there's always an underage kid getting fucked somewhere.
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?
"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"
When I cut vegetables for my famous stew, I don’t know why everyone in the nursing home is always looking at me.