Always jokes
Why are blind people so good at being a Jedi?
They are always swinging a stick.
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
School Rizz:
You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.
There were once these two twins. One twin, no matter what happened, was always pissed off, while the other one was always happy.
This baffled scientists, so they ran an experiment on the twins to figure out what was happening. They took the angry one and left him in a room with all of the latest technology and the most expensive toys and left him overnight. When they came back, he was still grumpy. When they asked him why, he said, "None of these are actually mine, and you left me in here all night, so I'm angry!"
His explanation was reasonable, so they ran another experiment on the other kid. This time, they left him overnight in a room that was literally just filled with horse shit. When they came back to check on him the next morning, he was still smiling. When they asked him why, he said, "With all of this horse crap, there has to be a pony in here somewhere!"
What do squirrels and men have in common?
They always want a nut.
I don't understand why, when I went to the shooting range today, the police came. Like, bro, I always go to elementary schools.
I never knew the kid at school had autism. I always just thought he was walking into cobwebs.
I forgot my lucky egg! It always gives me an eggcellent amount of luck!
Who makes more money, a drug dealer or a prostitute?
A prostitute, because she can always wash her crack and sell it again.
Why do people with Down syndrome always look funny?
It’s their funny face.
Why are Asian's eyes always squinted?
Nukes are bright.
"I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying."
- Charlie Chaplin
Random words in my keyboard:
The most annoying part of this game has always been that the players don’t know how much time it takes to get to the table before you start playing them.
A German priest went to America for a few months. Unfortunately for him, he did not speak the best English. He stayed with a beautiful, young single woman who worked at a nearby orphanage.
Every day, he visited her in the orphanage, and he always brought her small gifts, and of course to the young children.
The young woman thought the priest was flirting with him, and she knew he was not married. She left that thought in the back of her mind for a few weeks.
A few weeks later, she finally brought up her nerve to ask him. She asked him why he always visited her, and why all the gifts for her and the children.
Of course, due to his bad English, he struggled a bit with his sentence, but he said in his thick German accent, "Vell, I visit you and your, your littles, because the kind girls here are very beautiful and cute."
She was quite amused, and blushed a bit. The man was also a bit nervous, and appeared to want to leave her office.
The Priest then excused himself, and went to read the orphans a bedtime story.
He then muttered to himself, "Ach, she's catching on to me! Stupid! Zey are called little girls and boys, not child boys and girls."
I love telling dad jokes. He always laughs.
Why is hangman always done in black ink?
To make it more realistic.
I don't think my girlfriend likes it when I take my schizophrenia meds because she always goes away when I take them.
My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.
I hate stairs, they're always up to something.