Always jokes
What is the continent that ALWAYS sleeps and sleeps and sleeps and that is so tired that it won’t wake up? Eur-ope.
Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind?
I’m like an escalator because I’m always letting people down.
I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs... but no doors.
My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.
Me: So you're gonna leave me again?
this for all the creeps
My ex died in an anchorage accident.
She always was a sleeping hooker.
I was always told I’m too small to ride, but every girl I’ve been with rated me a 9.5.
What do people with cancer always want to watch?
"Finding Chemo."
My name is Devonair.
When I get a haircut, it's always bald.
Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."
My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*
I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.
Why do shepherds never learn to count?
Because if they did, they would always be falling asleep.
Why does a cheetah always lose on a test? Because he is a cheater!
Before Marriage Boy: At last, I can hardly wait! Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No, don't even think about it! Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of course, always! Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: No, why are you asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get! Girl: Will you slap me? Boy: Hell nah, you crazy!! Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yeah girl! Girl: Oh Honeyyy😍
After Marriage Now, read that from the bottom to the top.
Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?
A: They always seem to cut a little too close.
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
What place can you always find suicidal cows at?
"McDonald's."
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
Why do bugs hate the internet?
Because they always get caught.
Get it? Inter-net?
What are women allergic to and always try to dodge?
Accountability.
Why do dictators always eat without leaving anything on the plate?
Because they can't leave a piece (peace).
Why do people always talk about nine eleven???
My dad died that day.
He was a good pilot.