Don't believe what your school bully tells you. Always take it with a grain of assault.
Why do disabled always get picked on?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves
I've always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
Why are eggs bad at puns? They always mix up their yokes!
Why do the orphan always go to church? Because that’s the only place he could call someone father.
Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? Its kinda trippy if I'm being honest.
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
Why is a brick always hard because he seen the brick that was getting laid right next to him.
Why can’t you trust an emo kid Cause they always leave you hanging
There is the similarity within my wallet and an onion. They always make me cry
I used to have a phobia of pogo-sticks. Those things always made me jump.
Vrigos are always virgins to age 17... Just saying
why are corners so hot? they are always 90o
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush
Why is the older brother's kid brother that has autism is always performing fellatio on his older brother? Because he wants to find out how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop
What pokemon is always disappointed wynaut
A man tried to tame a horse, but always failed. The news spread around town that this man couldn’t tame one single horse. One day, the man went to a bar, where a fairly old man sat next to him. “Well parter!” He began. “I guess your dream horse is more of a NIGHT-MARE!”
Judge to the defendant: "Defendant, do you have a criminal record?" "No." "Have you always been honest?" "No, never been caught!"
Whats the difference between a mother and a father? The mother always comes back from the shop.
Why is the sea salty because it is always blue🩱(●'◡'●)
