Always jokes
Why are hospitals always freezing?
They need to keep the vegetables cold.
Teacher: Okay class, look at the person to the right of you and describe them with one word.
Me: *looks to the right of me and sees the pick-me girl* "Penny."
Teacher: *shocked* How is she a penny?
Me: 'Cause she's two-faced, flat, and always in someone's pants. Not to mention worth practically nothing.
Why should you always wear rubber?
So you don’t leave DNA evidence.
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?
"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."
Remember when Calvin wanted to commit a school shooting?
I'm not saying I'm ugly...
But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
Who is always looking spot on?
The cheetahs.
I am always high, welcome to bipolar disorder. LMAO. (Don't bother to like or comment, I just had to say this.)
Why can't Heaven and Hell ever be one 2nd paradise?
Heaven always has 5-star reviews.
You should always wash your sex toys. That's why priests baptize babies.
Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
My family is lucky I was born so smart. Every time my Dad is struggling at work, he always turns to me when he needs to get ahead.
My girlfriend calling me: I'm home alone ;)
Me: I know, you always are...
Why do orphans always get an iPhone X?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Why do orphans hate p*rn hub?
They always see a stepdad and stepsis.
What kind of veggie is always getting itself into a hard situation?
A pickle.
What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?
"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"