Always jokes
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.
House parties are like churches: there's always an underage kid getting fucked somewhere.
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
Why should you always wear rubber?
So you don’t leave DNA evidence.
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?
"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."
That do be me though
I'm not saying I'm ugly...
But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
Who is always looking spot on?
The cheetahs.
Why can't Heaven and Hell ever be one 2nd paradise?
Heaven always has 5-star reviews.
My family is lucky I was born so smart. Every time my Dad is struggling at work, he always turns to me when he needs to get ahead.
I am always high, welcome to bipolar disorder. LMAO. (Don't bother to like or comment, I just had to say this.)
My girlfriend calling me: I'm home alone ;)
Me: I know, you always are...
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.
Why do orphans hate p*rn hub?
They always see a stepdad and stepsis.
What kind of veggie is always getting itself into a hard situation?
A pickle.
Why do melons always have big weddings?
Because they cantaloupe!
Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁
I was always told as a kid that I have to pick between being a programmer and an English teacher.
They said: you can't be a "pro-grammer nazi."
What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?
"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"