About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him bitches always come and go. He’ll looked to me kinda mad kinda confused and said that’s my mom dude
My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it says like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.
My cousin really loves baseball He always Brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors
Three ladies were on a flight, when suddenly the captain announced, "Please prepare for a crash landing." The first lady put on all her jewelry. Surprised by this, the other ladies questioned her actions. The first lady replied, "Well, when they come to rescue us they will see that I am rich, and will rescue me first." The second lady, not wanting to be left behind, began to take off her top and bra. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, when they come to rescue us, they will see my great t*ts and will take me first." The third lady who was African, not wanting to be outdone, took off her pants and panties. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, they always search for the black box first."
Why are black men's eyes always red after sex?
From the mace
Why do people in Alabama always swipe left on Tinder?
Because they aren't family!
After an intense workout, I finally have the body I've always dreamed of. It's in my basement
Feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A PESSIMIST-CHEEK
Why was the booty so good at poker?
Because it always had a good PAIR
Why did the rapper become a locksmith?
Because he always had the KEYS
Why don't rappers tell secrets?
Because they always spill the BEATS
Why did the rapper always carry a pencil?
In case he had to DRAW a crowd
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always know where the BEAT is
I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouth
Why do butts always win at poker?
They always hold the best PAIRS
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
SOUND CHECKS
Why do asses make the best detectives?
They always CRACK the case
Why do jeans always compliment your booty?
Because they’ve got your BACK
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always STICK TOGETHER
