Always jokes
Q. Why aren't midget jokes funny?
A. They always seem to punch down.
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
I knew a guy who would always claim he had a buddy with an IQ of 1.
It turns out he was just looking in the mirror.
Why is 10 always afraid?
Because it is between 9 and 11.
They call me Mr. Distracted, truly a spastic. Can't talk to my folks cause they say I'm pro- problematic. Really fantastic. Can't focus unless I take meds then it's magic. My brain is like traffic, always fucking active. But never at the right time, pretty fucking tragic it happens.
Why should you always give an emo a high five in the hallway? You can’t leave them hanging.
I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.
What has 2 or 3 hands and is always right twice a day when it is broken?
A clock.
What does a blowjob and a bonus check have in common?
Someone’s always willing to blow your bonus.
No matter how lonely you get, you have Explain Bear.
Explain Bear is always there for you.
How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?
Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.
I actually want peace, not war.
That's what I always try reminding my girlfriend before beating her up.
Say what you want about Jeffery Dahmer, but he always managed to get a head.
I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!
Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.
If the American Dream exists, why is it always filmed in Canada?
Roses are red, CEO's are white, Patrick Mahomes says, the refs are always right.
Why is Santa's sack always full?
Because he only comes once a year.
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.
I'm always willing to go down on a handicapped girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.