Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
What do you call a rapper who's always COLD?
Chill MC
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping BEATS, not BETS
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never SKIPPED a BEAT
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the RHYME BUS
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the RHYME SIDE
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a RAP-TITUDE for chillin'
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY!
Q. Why aren't emo jokes funny? A. They always seem to cut a little too close.
Emos They're always a cut above the rest.
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
BlessedBrian is always stupid, but he’s been making a SPECIAL EFFORT recently.
Why don't rappers ever play hide and seek?
Because good luck HIDING when your NAME’S always dropping
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
