Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES!
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had mad flow!
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the Rhyme Bus.
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY!
Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?
A: They always seem to cut a little too close.
Emos,
They're always a cut above the rest.
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
BlessedBrian is always stupid, but he’s been making a SPECIAL EFFORT recently.
