Always jokes
Why do people in Alabama always swipe left on Tinder?
Because they aren't family!
After an intense workout, I finally have the body I've always dreamed of.
It's in my basement.
I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.
Why was the booty so good at poker?
Because it always had a good PAIR.
Why did the rapper become a locksmith?
Because he always had the KEYS!
Why don't rappers tell secrets?
Because they always spill the beats.
Why did the rapper always carry a pencil?
In case he had to draw a crowd.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always know where the BEAT is.
I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouths.
Why do butts always win at poker?
They always hold the best PAIRS!
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
Sound checks!
Why do asses make the best detectives?
They always crack the case!
Why do jeans always compliment your booty?
Because they’ve got your back!
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always stick together!
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure.
Why do rappers make great fishermen?
They always have the best HOOKS.
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the mic and picked up weights!
My grandma always looks at me when we go to a wedding and says, "You’re next!"
When we attend a funeral, I say, "You’re next!"