bro my friend is always using zodiacs as an excuse. The other day he said he couldnt hang out with me because of cancer. I told him to fuck off. Then I realized why he was mad after that...
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves? Because they always short 😁😁😁😁
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
Why does a deaf kid always like football he gets signed
What pokemon is always disappointed wynaut
orphan- am going to see my mom in the kitchen because they are always in there
orphan-realizes
My friend: Hey, why u always smiling? Me:Cuz life is a joke and we’re all slacking it off.
Why are history teachers always women? Because they like to bring up the past.
Why do people love dating orphans? Because there always home alone
I’m enyaw and I fancy my pe teacher she is called Kelly Pearce and I go to Beckfoot Oakbank I always watch her bc I am a creep I live at school under the stairs but I also try follow her home and if I'm unsuccessful I look her up on a dodgy website and go on Google maps and look at her door
I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend enyaw . I cba with jokes basically me and enyaw always scissor
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they always return.
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said "I inherited a watering hole." Bewildered I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?" "I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.
Me: So you're gonna leave me again?
i always ask gay people what lgbtq means but i never get a straight answer
why are corners so hot? they are always 90o
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it I have always wanted to see porn, to bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
boy hairline is always in the back of his head and it shape like the check mark
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
my dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls, hes the one that told me always aim for them, is that why i dont have a brother
