Why do asses make the best detectives?
They always CRACK the case
Why do jeans always compliment your booty?
Because they’ve got your back!
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always stick together!
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure.
Why do rappers make great fishermen?
They always have the best HOOKS.
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the MIC and picked up WEIGHTS
My grandma always looks at me when we go to a wedding and says, "You’re next!"
When we attend a funeral, I say, "You’re next!"
My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills)
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES
