Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure
Why do rappers make great fishermen?
They always have the best HOOKS
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the LINES
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the MIC and picked up WEIGHTS
My grandma always looks at me when we go to a wedding and says you’re next When we attend aFuneral, I say you’re next
My father told me to always carry a womens bag but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped moms bag when we went parachuting. :(
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills)
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a BEAT
What's do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of RHYME and REASON
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had MAD FLOW
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS
