Always jokes
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the Rhyme Bus.
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY!
Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?
A: They always seem to cut a little too close.
Emos,
They're always a cut above the rest.
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
BlessedBrian is always stupid, but he’s been making a SPECIAL EFFORT recently.
Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to "capture" the rap star!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the beat.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!