Always jokes
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the street signs.
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES!
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had mad flow!
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the Rhyme Bus.