I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.
Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
why are apples and orphans the same? They always get picked on
I always use chloroform when stealing a child.
When I have a staring contest, I always win.
Every day, I see blind people who hate me.
in can re;ate to this its always going through my mind
Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?
Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
Teacher: Okay class, look at the person to the right of you and describe them with one word.
Me: *looks to the right of me and sees the pick-me girl* "Penny."
Teacher: *shocked* How is she a penny?
Me: 'Cause she's two-faced, flat, and always in someone's pants. Not to mention worth practically nothing.
At weddings my mom always tells me I’m next. So I say the same to her, at funerals.
I have to say my humor isn't the best, but I'll give this a go.
My science teacher always reminded us about kilometers per second. Now I want to kilometer per second.
You know those credit card inserters at Walgreens? I want to insert my credit card on my wrist.
I'll shut up now.