Why a woman never set boundaries with a Mexican, cause they will always cross it
I always use chloroform when stealing a child
When I have a staring contest, I always win. Everyday, I see blind people who hate me.
in can re;ate to this its always going through my mind
Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning. Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers
Why are 10 pin bowlers always in pain?
Because their balls have holes in them.
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say open wide for the delicious plane.
🎆 New Year's Eve
Lil Johnny👦: „Every year the same, people always have to start banging before midnight“
Mom👱🏻♀️: „Johnny, would you please leave the bedroom now?“
Dad👨🏻🦰: „Son, if you don't leave, it‘ll bang on your head!“
Who is always looking spot on?
The cheetahs
Why can't an Asian play baseball Cause they always eat the bat
Priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube... priest asks what are you guys doing the boys answer the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on
Teacher: Okay class look at the person to the right of you and describe them with one word. Me: *looks to the right of me and sees the pick-me girl* "Penny" Teacher: *shocked* How is she a penny? Me: Cuz she's two-faced, flat, and always in someone's pants. Not to mention worth practically nothing.
At weddings my mom always tells me I’m next. So I say the same to her, at funerals.
I have to say my humor isn't the best, but I'll give this a go.
My science teacher always reminded us about kilometers per second. Now I want to kilometer per second.
You know those credit card inserters at Walgreens? I want to insert my credit card on my wrist.
I'll shut up now.
I always park in handicapped spaces at the hospital Just to test their patients
Why are Asian's eyes always squinted?
Nukes are bright.
Myq sister told only onions make you u cry so i alway hit her back when she hit me but i hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.
I don't think my gf likes it when I take my schizophrenia meds because she always goes away when I take them.
witch falls faster feather or an emo
Feather because the emo are always hanging in
They always say u r what u eat! So I’d be nothing That sounds abt right
