Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
Why did the ion always lose at Go Fish?
Because he was playing with a cheetah!
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
I don't understand why, when I went to the shooting range today, the police came. Like, bro, I always go to elementary schools.
A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, "I'll have a gallon of ale."
"A gallon?" the barkeeper asks.
"Yes," replies the train, "I always end up chugging it."
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights?
A: Because they have the balls to.
If I'm ugly, why do you always look at me when I come in the door?
When I get home from school, I always lay on my floor crying and wishing I was dead.
OWWWWWWWWWWW I JUST GOT A CUT ON MY BUTT. Oh wait, that’s always been there.
What does a relationship and suicide have in common?
I always fail on committing.
What story does an orphan always get kicked out of? Home Depot.
"I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying."
- Charlie Chaplin
An orphan is like marriage. The kid is always the reason for divorce. The kid is always the reason for his parents leaving him.
Thomas Montgomery would eat his fillet of fish in bed every night. He had fillet of fish bedding and everything. His roommates always asked him, "Why are you eating your fillet of fish in bed?" He wouldn't reply.
His family took him to the best psychologist in the field. Thomas continued emptying his bank account on fillet of fish to eat in bed. His friend said one day, took a picture of Thomas and told him to say cheese. They laughed and went there separate ways. Then in bed that night, Thomas kept on thinking to himself, "I never said cheese before someone snapped my picture." He repeated it again. The next day he thanked his friend, "Fillet in him feel better."
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
1. Are you talking to me because I think you talked to my backside?
2. Your mom must taste good because it is always in your mouth.
3. My foot lasts longer than your life.
Bee Jokes:
"Hello."
"Oh, hello, Buzzy!"
"Why are ya calling me Buzzy this whole time?"
"Because you BEE BUZZing!" (Laughs)
"It's not funny! Jokes are the worst, although I hate those Bee Jokes!"
"Chillax bro. Don't BEE a hater of jokes, dude!" (Laughs)
"Aagh! You always had a choice, but I will sting ya face!"
"No! You BEE like pollen to make HONEY-moon." (Laughs)
"Stoooop!! I'm outta here, your worst fan."
"Fan?"
"Yes, your worst fan!"
"No! Fan!"
"What?! Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!!!"
"Ohhh! Buzzy's looking BEE-wind!" (Laughs)
How does the cheetah in every race
It’s always a cheetah
I'd make a masturbation joke.
But they always get out of hand.
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? cus they always eat the bat
