Shut the fuck up u fat bitch u always like to roast others but u cant walk up the stairs whithout passing out u fat stupid bitch and i caught you break into someones house just to steal a peace of candy fat ass bitch.
Why don’t asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s”
women will always be superior to men. after all, they are FEmale. (fe- iron. male-man.)
Me: hey friend!
Friend: yes?
Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, Smelling, _, Tasting, Hearing.
Friend: Touch
Me: what do u spawn on Minecraft always (jk only 99.99pursent)
Friend: Grass
Me: And you get?
Friend: Touch grass
“Remember switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading.” - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Why does the wind always blow from the "West" in Washington State?
Answer; Because IDAHO SUCKS!
Whats the difference between a mother and a father? The mother always comes back from the shop.
What's the difference between a catholic priest and the devil?? The devil always has horns... not just around children
Why do Emo's always wear black like ninja's? Because there're always cutting
Mom: That's why your dad left you.
Me: Why?
Mom: I mean look at you, depressed, suicidal, and unhappy, always anxious, and other mental health issues.
Me: How is that my fault? You are a rude mom!
Mom: Your dad had a heart attack 2 weeks before you were born, because you are ugly!
(This actually did happen in real life) -_-
there was this down syndrome boy that always wanted to be a cop and he did he pulled someone over and said " know why i pulled you over?" the guy replied " because i was speeding? " he said " no because your black
Why does Darth Vader always choke people? Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg? ...Because there's always a cast. :>
chinese always proud of their principle in business the fact is only products they copy that go international except for covid.
I'll always remember my grandpa's last words
Are you getting the knife
Why do vampires Are always sick because they are coffin
I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.
Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
I love eating pussy that’s why the animal shelter is always my go to for a good meal
We split because she used always say I never listen, or something like that
why are apples and orphans the same? They always get picked on
