One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.
Why aren’t Make-A-Wish kids allowed to fly? Because they rarely make it out of the terminal.
Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest they said they don't allow professionals.
An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind...
...but it will allow ugly people to get laid.
What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans
Family size
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
why are orphans not allowed in stores?because else they would actually feel at home
Yo mama so ugly she's only allowed to go out on October 31.
Why do Arabs hate chess? Because the queen is allowed to move freely.
Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces cum in pears
Why do so many kids die in school shootings ? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors
My teacher says no phones allowed I say my phone‘s allowed because I’m nobody Dania
At least he got D.L.A. Disability Living Allowance so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about ophans...
Cause he's dead like their parents!
Why was the Cheetah not allowed to do tests because
It all ways Cheeted
Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flours Orphan-👁👄👁
What's a differents of a flower and a orphan
One is allowed in the house
Who come when a orphan gets married, they are allowed back in family restaurants but when i go in alone I'm not allowed. I have some parents for god's sake
Chuck Norris: " Chuck Norris doesn't fight, he just allows you to lose" Me: "How come did you lose return of the dragon?"